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Obama has house rules for the kids? If only we could offer our own house rules…

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It was reported in People (we know, we couldn’t help ourselves either…) that Barack and Michelle Obama have a very strict regiment for their kids…

Apart from doing chores, washing plates, the Obamas would prefer that the 383 people at their 24 hour attendance keep a hands off approach to the family rules of conduct.

Oh well, if only we were there to help administer some rules…

1/ No doobies after 8pm.

2/ No making fun of secret agent staff between 6 am and 9pm.

3/ No bringing strange kids home unless they have been properly identified for security breach and are preferably the children of preferred lobbyists…

4/ No public display of affection or trauma until the president’s (dad’s office) expires…

First Daughters’ White House Rules

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