Moving along in today’s feature presentation allow us to introduce our next pony trick contestant: Lynn Yaeger.
Ms Yaeger the former fashion reporter for the Village Voice and lifetime nominee for the most obsequious fashion persona strutting south of 14th street has been a stalwart in the fashion league scene since most of you were still scraping your gums on your mother’s designer milk bottles (mark my words Calvin Klein will come out with one day…).
With her pixy and avant garde persona, trademark piqued lips and rouge cheeks and admittedly rather pleasant countenance (yes kids not everyone in fashion is a bitch or a prima donna) Ms Yaeger who has a wicked sense of humor and wonderful dress sense (oh please Lynn give these young celebutant’s elocution lessons in your drawing room- surely you could stand to make a tidy sum) is in our opinion one of the doyens of fashion and will rightly claim her place in the vestibule called-‘look at me scum suckers from the front row because I can barely see you in the second row.’ Such it seems is life.
