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The top ten socialite whores of NYC.

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Socialite Whore 6- They finally canned my show- Olivia Palermo.

Olivia is hope for every manufactured product placement that thrives in delicate placing, orchestrated cat fights and the un adulated following of a society photographer (ie PMC) resolute in creating a surrogate socialite simply because he can.

A long time favorite and a perceived threat to her society enemy Tinzer (Tinsley Mortimer) Olivia has managed to defy expectations as she watched her calories, took elocution lessons and memorized which angles worked best whenever Patrick McMullan came past to take nifty picks of her- picks that she would never have been able to have taken had she not hired Kelly Cuttrone’s People’s Revolution to keep her in the loop, or rather get her in the loop. Which for any of you aspiring society whores out there- this wouldn’t be a bad idea, just be sure to mention my name-Scallywag to any credible publicist and they will give you a 15 percent delicious discount and a happy stamp.

Of course before we once again pick up the shovel to pummel Olivia with, it is worth noting something quite extraordinary about Ms Palermo. The fact that she actually comes from good breeding and education (yes mandatory private education kids) and isn’t just a stunt machine arriving on the scene doing wonderful stunts (that for a while had so many of you hissing at her). Which is to say skank tricks aside Olivia has the hallmarks of a legitimate socialite, who only resorted to pony tricks to hasten her trip up the pony ladder. And really, who can blame her with so many pseudo socialites clamoring their way in the doorway?

Olivia who these days keeps a low public profile has made her mark and even though her sassy show is now canceled the princess of the Upper East Side can do one of two things- accept she had a great joy ride and pursue being a high level real life publicist or vie for her next  reality show, or as recently reported start appearing in a string of modeling shoots, the preferred career of so many socialites to begin with.

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12 COMMENTS

  1. It’s not fair. Kristian Laliberte needs to be on this list and Paul Johnson Calderon? Please didn’t he die when he was caught stealing someone’s handbag?

  2. I know sweets, but she should have made a cameo appearance in your latest blog . . . trust me, the number of nights I spent with her counting her pics on PMC and how she bragged of Gibear’s top dog pics on PMC . . . lol

  3. Scallywag, there are some notable exceptions here- Kristian Laliberte, Devorah Rose (whatever…), Liam McMullan and especially you- the biggest wanna be pseudo socialite!

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