Society whore numero uno- ‘never repentant and I don’t give a damn if my bathtub is overflowing and leaking into your champagne flute downstairs,’ Daphne Guinness.
Daphness, or as our friends over at NY Gutter Post like to call her the ‘Brewery Highness Heiress’ in the event you didn’t know (which at this stage of the game would be heresy) is the undisputed champion of high brow ‘I am all over the place, muse of a famous dead fashion designer (Alexander Queen) and one still very large alive designer,’ (Karl Lagerfeld) and the prodigal heiress to a brewing dynasty.
With her vast impending fortune ‘Daphness’ as we at the office like to call her has been allowed to behave at will and leave her mark for all to see.
And mark she has certainly left for us to see. With her wonderful costumes and those shoes (yes kids here is a picture of her below) which even she can not help but trip in from time to time (but we dare you to wear uber tootsies and not fall on yourself at least 14 times a day) and her signature died black strip in her blond pony tail- this is a vixen that doesn’t smile but seethe and that of course is the way you like it.
NY Post: Meet Daphne Guinness, 42-year-old brewery heiress, ex-wife of one of the world’s wealthiest men, mistress to one of the world’s most famous intellectuals, and clotheshorse nonpareil.
Guinness spends hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on haute couture and wears $300 Rick Owens T-shirts to the gym. She is a front-row fixture at fashion shows, a favorite of high-end designers, and was on the cover of Vogue Italia’s couture supplement in September 2008.
I’m a socialite$$$$$$.
It’s not fair. Kristian Laliberte needs to be on this list and Paul Johnson Calderon? Please didn’t he die when he was caught stealing someone’s handbag?
A heavy coat of foundation and some cheap shades. Is that all it takes to be a socialite these days?
Why isn’t Devorah Rose on the list?
tinsley mortimer looks like a blonde sarah silverman…
I know sweets, but she should have made a cameo appearance in your latest blog . . . trust me, the number of nights I spent with her counting her pics on PMC and how she bragged of Gibear’s top dog pics on PMC . . . lol
ESJ made it on the media whore list.
Why isn’t Emma Snowden Jones and her chipmanzee on the list?
Scallywag, there are some notable exceptions here- Kristian Laliberte, Devorah Rose (whatever…), Liam McMullan and especially you- the biggest wanna be pseudo socialite!
The power of the penis. Never underestimate it!!! : ))))