Tag: sex
Shag Bands: “New” Craze Taking Over the Playground.
Outrage in the school yard.
Kids these days are quite clearly depraved. The "newest" fad for UK schoolchildren is to sport 'shag bands', a bunch of brightly colored plastic bracelets that, if snapped, represent varying sexual acts (pink = flash...
The Deepness in the Shallow Pleasure of Gossip Girl.
In a world that has become superficiality first and morality and good ethics second, are what we view on the television screen as a source of entertainment, the new semblance of our selves? An all too common sight we...
Hiding from the lights: What life as a vampire is really like for Robert Pattinson.
Poor old Robert Pattinson. He's learning what life is like when you can't go out in the day time for fear of being recognized for what you really are - the world's favorite teenage vampire.
No, really, I actually do...
Lindsay Lohan no longer a lesbian for the time being.
Getting it on with hot guys is delicious.
Could it be true (and do you really care)? Gatecrasher reports that Lilo and Hollywood hunk (bunk) actor Gerard Butler were getting it on at some ritzy joint.
The hunky actor reportedly got...
Guns, Robots, and Broken Hearts.
The woe of being Fergie right now.
With her career booming, and a brand-new marriage to stud-muffin Josh Duhamel, it seemed like her life was perfect. But alas, that phrase of nobody being perfect seems to have...
The Demise of the Nightclub.
Special Guest Contribution from Stuart Braunstein of Collective Hardware.
Night life in NYC: what happened, where did it all go wrong? There are lots of reasons. I've been a derelict in the biz for over 20 years and...
The Software Analyst Who Prefers Men Who Don’t Inform Her of Their Asian Fetishes.
Sexual escapades in America keep getting weirder.
The diaries of sexual fiends and how you can learn to sexually liberate yourself too…
DAY ONE
8:16 a.m. I broke up with my boyfriend of three years last year and changed from your typical...
“Can’t buy love and other Myths that make your World go round.”
“All you need is love.” – The Beatles.
Throughout the course of your life, the pursuit of love has in one way or another described and defined your behavior ad infinitum. On the surface you know what it is...
My dalliance with a Sugar Daddy…
Of the most lethal things one can wrap their mind around, it is -sex and money. At once desirable and at the same time deplorable, stimulating and yet also mind numbing, erotic and limp, a visceral turn on, and...
WISHFUL HAMPTON LOVERS – ALL SEEKING THAT PRECIOUS ‘GEM’
When single in the Hamptons, it is best to avoid that repulsive commentary from ‘peanut galleries’ of cute-well dressed guys patiently sitting on perches (wooden benches) throughout the quaint villages of South Hampton, Bridgehampton, East Hampton, Amagansett, and Montauk;...
Little Blackberry of Boys.
What Lola wants. Lola gets.
It also means she gets what she does not want... Call it the unintentional coquette meets the nice girl. The nice girl who wants to remain the nice girl and will not turn down giving...
My unconventional dalliances with Call Girls.
When a woman makes the decision to sell the pleasures of her body she is crossing a certain line. Or so it would seem. When a man on the other hand takes it upon himself to ‘pay’ for these...
Why I’m into ‘Hot Dads.’
So we all know the hoopla that was spawned with MILFs… meaning ‘Moms I’d Like to Fuck.’ Crude as it might be, I am a bigger fan of the Dad component. Call it a DILF if you must, yet...
The Theory and Etiquette of Infidelity.
You know should not do it, but let’s not kid ourselves. People are tempted and whether out of boredom, spite, curiosity or burning loins of passion, cheating happening even if it is not the mainstream choice. Getting a taste...
A Gigolo’s Handbook. Part 1.
Based upon every Thursday night at a Turtle Bay bar, the point of the program was for young, affable men to charm the knickers off a Golden Oldie. Hence began my education...
This is a primer. A discussion of the...
