Hiding from the lights: What life as a vampire is really like for Robert...

Poor old Robert Pattinson. He's learning what life is like when you can't go out in the day time for fear of being recognized...

LA Fashion Week. Strutting the planks…a recap.

LA Fashion week closed October 31st 2009. Even though that date gave license to some scantily clad holiday behavior  it also gave pause to...

Starbucks wants you to think it’s Christmas already.

Getting you to believe in myths that generate revenue. Making lots of money in America. Starbucks is in the business of making money and it...

The etiquette of sharing drugs. A ten step plan on how to snort.

Staying high in America. In case you didn’t know, doing drugs is an important aspect of contemporary life in America. This includes all the blunts...

Lilo and papa. How to save the family that can’t save itself.

Tweeting that daddy is a loser. It’s a rare instance when families take their dirty laundry out and air it publicly. Things of course don’t...

Violence in Florida. Watching the country engage in mass madness.

Trying to understand our love affair with mass shootings. It’s been a horrific back to back last couple of days with the country erupting in...

Three days a year that you won’t get back – how facebook is eating...

I have been wondering lately exactly what it was that I did with the spare minutes of my day before facebook sprang into my...

NYPD Felon. No longer an oxymoron.

Bernard Kerik becomes the first NYPD commissioner in over 100 years to admit to committing a felony. We here at Scallywag are less dedicated to...

Education with an Indian Spin: ASHA Hosts Its 15th Annual Fundraiser.

Heaving with laughter, Michael Dobrovolsky – Muscovite by birth, New Yorker by choice – knocks over his glass of merlot. He apologizes for the...

The Dirty business of a Hollywood writer.

The screenwriter is the lowest primordial goo of the Hollywood food chain. It's actually a hell realm reserved for karmically challenged individuals who clearly...

Retina Overload— the Photography of Scott Alger.

"One-one thousand, two-one thousand," Scott Alger counts time as he shines a bright yellow light in the face of a frozen Juliet. He is...

Valentino still the last Emperor.

I found myself in the Standard Grill at 12am last night, drinking the standard ketel one rocks two slices of lime. As...

Poison and Boobs: Jeremy Piven’s path to Jewish Buddhist Enlightenment gets too wierd.

Will Jeremy Piven ever survive himself? Okay we get it, Adrian Grenier’s longhaired effeminacy was a success, but why change so drastically? From Journey of a...

Michelle Vale— Handbags That Are Oh, So Necessary

As a girl who recently gave up handbags for shoving my Metrocard and lip-gloss into my pocket, I figured that the Michelle...

Legends of the Village Annual Benefit Gets Down.

The Village is one of the most celebrated neighborhoods in the city, enjoying many distinctions not least of which include its nonconformist attitude to...