Jay Valentine the honest bum is now getting job offers.

Can you believe that this bum is not a thief or a drug addict? Ever since Jay Valentine borrowed and returned a young executive's American Express card off the street he's been hailed a hero of sorts. Which...

Is that a boy toy strolling next to Karl Lagerfield?

Summer in St Tropez with the Kaiser... Look at these picture kids and ask yourself what's going on here? Frankly we haven't the faintest idea. Of course we could guess and of course our guesses are below,...

Private Moments: Desperate Housewives.

PRIVATE MOMENTS-Desperate Housewives opened Thursday night with the support of Art Fund Now in the West Village gallery Chair and Maiden.  The photos are essentially outtake of one housewife in particular Eva Longoria Parker and...

The Offifcial Preppy Guidebook. How to survive as one…

Off the back of Vanity Fair's recent anecdotal article about what it means to be a prep (yes it's a fun read, it has laughing and so glad we are not preps) we decided what if...

Danielle Staub’s Birthday Fiasco at Scores.

NYC- Tuesday night. There to promote her new spin-off reality TV show, featuring herself, her beau Lori and the kids, Danielle Staub of the hit show Real Housewives of NJ wasn't going to let uninvited...

Queen blogger Jane Lane bites off male model Ronnie Brown’s ear.

The queen making the call was 26-year-old, Pennsylvania native, James Leahy; an events promoter for Aids Walk New York.  Leahy is better known as flamboyant fixture on the downtown club scene, by the name of Jane...

Parasite Hilton is being sued for $35 million dollars.

Paris must have been smoking the good stuff when she accidentally slipped in some “competitor’s hair” instead of the company endorsing her luscious (fake) locks. It’s a mistake that could be quiet costly, even for Paris....

Fashion Keeps Fantasy Alive benefit.

Every designer started somewhere. Hitting it big usually means starting small, hoping for exposure, attracting notice, and then maybe catching a break. Seven designers vied for their share of the spotlight at the Fashion Keeps Fantasy...

Is this the world’s most hideous sports uniform?

French rugby is going for broke. Every once in a while fashion surprises and titillates us, that said French rugby team Stade Francais is going for something all together different. One thing is for sure- it’s either...

Police come in riot gear to contain the crowds lining up for federally funded housing applications.

It’s a sad scene outside Atlanta today. More than thirty thousand people have gathered, most of whom have been standing in line for two days, outside a metro-Atlanta shopping mall, hoping (yes not necessarily receiving, just...

Linda McMahon is now going from wrestling to the senate.

Linda McMahon, better half of WWE’s infamous Vince McMahon, and former head of the World Wrestling Federation, has laid the smack down on opponent Rob Simmons in a new arena—  politics. McMahon, who won the primary...

Do Americans Have Culture?

There are times when I fret over the state of American culture. It was recently announced, for example, that Justin Beiber is coming out with a memoir entitled “First Step 2 Forever”.  Not to over-dramatize it,...

Greg Gutfield of FOX announces he will open a gay bar next door to the new Ground Zero Mosque.

More drama on the isle of Manhattan, in the heart of Ground Zero, where Fox News Host Loud Mouth,  Greg Gutfeld, host of Red Eye, has announced he will open a gay bar next to the...

Portia de Rossi is nearly Portia Degeneris.

Portia De Rossi is no longer. She is now Portia DeGeneres.  Although Portia and her wife, talk show personality extraordinaire Ellen, were legally married in 2008; it was not until now that her petition was granted...

Are you ready for the Levi Johnston reality show?

Bristol Palin’s Baby Daddy isn’t done yet. In fact, he’s just making the next logical step on his road to media whoredom. What do you do when you have been in Playgirl, on multiple national tabloid...