Victor de Souza: Oceanic Imperial

Victor de Souza does weird well. His last two collections dressed women like they were living in a sequel to David Lynch’s Dune, in that they were both beautiful and bizarre. So it was...

Minka Kelly wants you to know she will do anything to make sure her pooch flies with her.

Why bother making the dog do dog tricks when you can get the passengers around you to do tricks? Minka Kelly, star of  "Friday Night Lights" can't stare out the window unless she knows her confidante Chewie...

James Franco Talks About Jerking off to Promote His New Film In Which He Chops His Arm Off

As though the Heidi Montag/Karissa Shannon Sex tape film didn't have us all already playing with ourselves enough in all-consuming anticipation, in a recent interview, James Franco admits he jerks it 'four or five times' a day. If...

Lady GaGa’s Meat Bikini: Too Busy Wearing Food to Eat it?

Lady Gaga, no longer content with simply being gawked at like a piece of meat (much less filleted like one by critics), now has taken to wearing it on this month's juicy cover of Japanese Men's ...

Florida Church to Hold International Koran Burning Festival on 9/11

It’s time to get out your matches and join Reverend Terry Jones as he seeks to start the biggest bonfire this side of the twin towers. The combustible fuel? As many spare Koran books hidden under...

Does Justin Bieber Really Have ‘Racks of Twitter Servers Dedicated to Him?’

As reports continue trending that Justin Bieber accounts for 3% of all the server resources on Twitter, we should consider whether such reports have any veracity. The pandemonium all started when, as Billboard reports, A designer named Dustin Curtis chatted...

Asian Americans strike it hard, Mercedes Benz Fashion week 2010.

This week’s upcoming Meredes Benz Fashion Week S/S 2011 represents an ascent of a new class. According to a recent observation made by Eric Wilson in a the New York Times article—Asian Americans like Jason Wu, Richard Chai...

My ascent as a Times Square Billboard Model.

I was recently lucky enough to see my face on a Times Square billboard. My inner 7-year-old swelled with pride, shock and glee. My adult self couldn’t believe that a body like mine would ever shine...

What passes for Provocateur

High fashion sex tape by way of David Lynch? No, not unreleased footage from Blue Velvet - Agent Provocateur’s new ad campaign, “Betty Sue,” has launched, and the blogs that noticed haven’t been shy in heaping on...

MONEY-TO-WEAR, Skanking it up in East Hampton.

Or how to wear 8 grand north of your flip-flops and still look like you were this close to getting cast on Jersey Shore. Innocent Parisian girl that I was, I always assumed that the phrase "Money...

Indonesian Playboy Editor Faces Jail, Refuses to Come Out of Hiding

If publishing tasteful pornographic smut in America wasn’t fun hard enough, be thankful that you’re not in Indonesia: reports today state that Erwin Arnada, editor of Indonesian Playboy, has been forced into hiding after being found...

Derri Velarde: Copycat Acid Attack in Arizona, Second This Week – A Trend Forming?

We have reason for concern today, in light of a copycat acid attack in Arizona, the second such assault this week. The victim, Derri Velarde, who had been going through a divorce proceedings believes the incident,...

Joaquin Phoenix Takes Up Rapping.

The buzz around Joaquin Phoenix’s upcoming documentary, I’m Still Here, which depicts the Grammy Award winning actor’s transformation into a hard-partying rapper has been pockmarked by “ironic quotation marks“ which have led many to speculate it...

Bosnian Grandmother Claims to Have Rescued the Litter of Puppies Thrown into a River.

We have a new development today in the puppy throwing “story that shocked the world”: a 75-year-old Bosnian grandmother (babushka and all) Ruza Pavlovic claims to have found all five of the...

It turns out Teresa Guidice hid major assets while filing for bankruptcy.

Is anyone really surprised? Kids, me and the chipmunks, like you are in shock that our favorite New Jersey Media whore Teresa Guidice (sorry Danielle Staub, you had your run while it lasted) has been linked to possible...