String theory on a hunch by the beach.
"What are those nerds doing over there?" asks Jesmeen, a local teenager who just doesn't get it. Every Wednesday morning beach goers at Smith...
George Soros would like to explain how he stiffed his 28 year old ex...
If I go to the press, will my billionaire ex boyfriend be forced to pony up change his mind about buying me a...
Aussie etiquette Queen declares that Aussie manners are an utter disgrace.
Will you please stop eating while you're on the phone with me Bruce?!
Nothing says more than uncouth says etiquette queen June Dally Watkins,...
Woman faces up to 10 years in jail for stealing one 24 ounce can...
It does not pay to ever steal in Idaho ever. Even a $1.50 can of beer.
Here's an interesting case. A woman walks into...
Welfare mother of ten insists that her 30 000 annual pounds allowance is not...
The plight of Moira Pearce has somehow caught the attention of the dailymail and its sister journals over there in the UK,...
PETA claims Mars as their own meat-free colony
I was not aware that we were in the position to take dibs on planets yet, but hey, I’m fairly certain Oprah owns her...
Vladmir Putin ‘luckily’ discovers two sixth century Grecian urns
Then a plane flew by trailing, “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” in skywriting, just in time for the photo op.
Thanks to Russian Prime Minister Vladmir Putin, archaeologists...
The tricky affairs of socialites who two time each other. Welcome to Brice Marden’s...
Oh dear, what to say, where to run to? It seems one of best kept secrets prizes in society, famed abstract painter Brice Marden...
Protester who had fourth amendment written on his chest is set to challenge the...
Aaron B. Tobey’s lawsuit against airport and federal officials is underway, the 21-year-old Charlottesville man who stripped down to his underwear in...
Drunkard urinates on eleven-year-old mid-flight
There are due causes for urinating on someone: getting stung by a jelly fish, made famous by Friends; if you’re dying of thirst...
Meet Rev. Larson and his merry band of teenage exorcists
I do not know if you know this, but there is a worldwide shortage of exorcists at the moment, and the demand could...
Meet the dubious cast of Bravo’s New Socialite Reality show; Most Eligible (Socialite Whores)…
Kids, my ears are still ringing like battle scarred dustbins left in the path of a super sonic Boeing jet pursuant to the...
Late last week an anonymous tweeter began posting prototypical conversation overheard in the Conde...
“Things heard in the Conde Nast elevators do not stay in the Conde Nast elevators. Email what you hear to [email protected]
It seems there's...
Man who met woman through online dating site is held for questioning as woman...
America will soon have a new did he or didn't she kill her case to entertain itself with for the balance of the summer.
Authorities...
Why This Economic Downturn Is Merely The Next Step
With the recent volatility in the financial markets and the drastic losses some of us have suffered financially, (which may include a lack of...
