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Starbucks wants you to think it’s Christmas already.

Getting you to believe in myths that generate revenue. Making lots of money in America. Starbucks is in the business of making money and it...

The etiquette of sharing drugs. A ten step plan on how to snort.

Staying high in America. In case you didn’t know, doing drugs is an important aspect of contemporary life in America. This includes all the blunts...

Lilo and papa. How to save the family that can’t save itself.

Tweeting that daddy is a loser. It’s a rare instance when families take their dirty laundry out and air it publicly. Things of course don’t...

Violence in Florida. Watching the country engage in mass madness.

Trying to understand our love affair with mass shootings. It’s been a horrific back to back last couple of days with the country erupting in...

Three days a year that you won’t get back – how facebook is eating...

I have been wondering lately exactly what it was that I did with the spare minutes of my day before facebook sprang into my...

NYPD Felon. No longer an oxymoron.

Bernard Kerik becomes the first NYPD commissioner in over 100 years to admit to committing a felony. We here at Scallywag are less dedicated to...

Poison and Boobs: Jeremy Piven’s path to Jewish Buddhist Enlightenment gets too wierd.

Will Jeremy Piven ever survive himself? Okay we get it, Adrian Grenier’s longhaired effeminacy was a success, but why change so drastically? From Journey of a...

How to Get Away with Murder, Mafia Execution Captured on Tape.

Apparently the perfect murder is not the most complicated. You don’t have to be overly cunning, or even particularly subtle. All you have to...

Bitch tits and other confessions of young hot Latinos on the go.

How to make out while dancing ad lib in a disco room. Being young hot, latin and gay comes with lots of gravy these days...

Lindsay Lohan no longer a lesbian for the time being.

Getting it on with hot guys is delicious. Could it be true (and do you really care)? Gatecrasher reports that Lilo and Hollywood hunk (bunk)...

Mama Lohan and Lilo gang up on Papa Lohan.

It’s just a family affair… The public spectacle called the ‘Blohan fiasco’ escalated over this weekend when it was reported in our favorite tabloid the...

Guns, Robots, and Broken Hearts.

The woe of being Fergie right now. With her career booming, and a brand-new marriage to stud-muffin Josh Duhamel, it seemed like her...

Lohan vs. Gosselin. Gloves Come Off, Shutters Snap.

Media whore showdown. Breathe easy, my fellow media followers, there is a God after all! It was reported that Michael Lohan and Jon ...

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder- Restaurant Edition

How to behave in a restaurant...   While taking in the New York Times this morning, we saw a list of fifty essential rules for all...

Coming to terms with asymetrical breasts.

Learning how to survive on your looks... There are some things that warrant attention and concern when the sexes negotiate  with each other. Out of...