Anderson Cooper‘s fingers are too delicate to have to deal with scumbags like the Human Barbie thank you very much….
Being a talk show host or just a tabloid hack requires fortitude. It requires the ability to see past the muck, the tawdry and to often put aside one’s personal feelings about the scumbags that come across our way. That said, it seems one indelible fantastic disaster was just a tad too much for our silver haired hero Andersoon Cooper when Sarah Burge, otherwise known as the Human Barbie (for reasons which will soon become apparent) made her way onto his show.
dailymail.co.uk: Anderson Cooper was forced to cut a TV interview with Sarah Burge short as she justified giving her teenage daughter Botox injections.
‘I would prefer to oversee my daughter’s Botox than have her going underground finding a voodoo witchdoctor or getting it off the internet and administrating it herself,’ she said defiantly.
But appalled by her behaviour, Anderson shook his head in disbelief stating: ‘I try and to be really polite to all my guests.
‘I just think you’re dreadful and I honestly don’t want to talk to you anymore, so I’m just going to stop.’
Dreadful. Don’t want to talk to the Queen of disfigurement? What could have gotten into Anderson? Isn’t this how one makes a name of themselves as a tabloid hack/celebrity host? By giving dragons their time of time and then gently slaying them in front of millions whilst having them believe at the same time that they are something more on to themselves than they are worth (yes Lilo I am talking about you again bixch).
The 51-year-old, self-confessed plastic surgery addict recently relocated to the U.S. to launch her eight-year-old Poppy as a child beauty pageant star, believing she could give the stars of the controversial show Toddlers & Tiaras a run for their money.
However her insistence on teaching her young daughters to pole dance, giving them vouchers to spend on plastic surgery and throwing them Botox parties is proving unpopular on both sides of the Atlantic.
Unpopular on both sides of the Atlantic? Surely the Human Barbie must be popular somewhere? Surely she must be out gallivanting with all manner and kind of plastic surgeons and general lynch pins of the beauty industry? Plastic surgery for your six year old? I wish my mother had thought of that when I was a youngster- it would of have cured me of my self loathing. But maybe not….
Said the Silver Fox after the show:
‘I regret having here on in the first place.
‘I think encouraging her little daughter to pole dance and giving her plastic surgery vouchers and then telling the media about it…
‘I wish her the best, I certainly don’t want to be rude to anybody.’
But Anderson dahling you were quite rude. How is the Human Barbie to ever face herself ever again after you slayed her into her an asshole? Couldn’t you have waited until she was off the show before you threw a tantrum? Or at least waited for intermission before having some of your petite bodyguards throwing her into a side alley- that way you have could have held your journalistic integrity in tack Anderson. But no! You had to be a brute dear. Imagine all the trauma you have caused the Human Barbie. I can hear her rattling past the hallway now as she scurries to give herself a new post afternoon face lift to make herself feel better.
And then there was this too:
As well as the breast enlargement voucher, Miss Burge bought her daughter thousands of pounds worth of gifts, including a £250 computer, a £450 pink Swarovski crystal ring and necklace set and the promise of a £4,000 spa break. The main event though, was the breast enlargement voucher.
Poppy said: ‘I wanted a new computer, a holiday and a voucher for surgery. When I got it all, it was a dream come true. All my friends were jealous.
‘I can’t wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They’re pretty.’
Anderson also asked Burge to explain the photos of her eight-year-old daughter (who was seven at the time) on a stripper pole, and points out, ‘It doesn’t just happen to wind up in the paper, you contact the British tabloids, you contact the papers and let them know about this stuff.’
That’s right Anderson. Pole dancing tightens the glutes. You leave them 6 year olds alone bixch! Who are you to deny a six year her joy? As for the fake champagne I’ll have a bottle to go doctor after I get my chin implant or whatever else the Human barbie recommends this week….
ps- I have to admit the Human Barbie sloshing off stage with the air of rudely interrupted royal candor brought vicious tears to my soul. Oh Anderson, where’s your tact dear…?