Twilight-fever is in full swing, ladies and gents. When I heard that some 17-year-old girl, named Erin Westrat , got bitten at a movie screening by some 40-something year old man, it seemed crazy, yes, but also extremely stupid. What is our world coming to when the story of a girl getting bitten is suddenly [...]
Pretty boys in wet t-shirts. Keeping it fresh in America.
In case you were in the mood to salivate and use a tight wad of hard copy laminated paper on the cusp of your insides, may we suggest this week’s hot catch: Taylor Lautner.
Versatile and amenable to every fantasy, this throbbing stud stands in fluxom abandon [...]
How to pick up young boys and other tips.
We’ve been noticing with disquieting unease the surplus of news reports that have suddenly made it kosher for older women to pick up and manhandle young boys. We’re not sure how the trend itself started but we are concerned that if it continues we will soon be [...]
Taking merchandising to a whole new level.
Forget “Team Edward” and “Team Jacob” t-shirts— they are so last season. The new must have for Twihard fans are apparently baggies of heroin emblazoned with Robert Pattinson’s face.
TMZ reports:
“DEA Special Agent Erin McKenzie-Mulvey tells us the heroin baggies with “Twilight” characters were seized recently in West Hempstead, Long [...]
Picture the scene: you’re having a trying day. Your ten year old daughter is refusing to shower and you are running out of patience, so you do what any mother would do and you call the police. The officer attempts to subdue the child and take her into custody, but she kicks him in [...]
Things you will need to make it through this weekend unscathed include garlic, holy water and a rather large crucifix. The vampires are coming, and try as you might you will not be able to avoid them. With the release of Twilight: New Moon on Friday, people (read teenage girls) apparently already camped out in [...]
Just another day in the world of marvelous parenting.
Daycare workers in Minneapolis this week had the distinct displeasure of finding a thirteen-month-old baby sucking on a ball of crack the size of “maybe a couple of jellybeans”, according to Jesse Garcia of Minneapolis Police (because obviously there is a need here to talk in terms [...]
If you dont listen, he will certainly break your teeth.
Timbaland, best known for his ridiculously addictive songs and collaborations with Justin Timberlake, is coming out with his new album called: Shock Value II. And the shock value cometh. He has collaborated with none other than teen-tart Miley Cyrus.
What is this? [...]
Getting by with make believe…
One of the wonderful things about living in America is our collective freedom to behave and think as we will (or so we have been told) . That of course, is easier said and done and we all know there exists a certain ilk within society affectionately called the poseur [...]
As details finally begin to emerge in the case of the gang-rape of a 15-year-old girl at her homecoming dance in October, it is hard to believe that anyone could stand by and watch something like that happen without acting in some way to stop it. We are not talking about a hurried attack that [...]
