Kids making mad rants this afternoon courtesy of Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland is none other than this preferred hawt bixch, Rebecca Martinson.
Bixch is the Director of Greek Week/HC Junior Honor Board over there at the University of Maryland which is interesting cause mademoiselle has the penchant to grease up her elbows and let that shit fly. I’ve read the letter three times and I still can’t get the gist of this shit, but I’m guessing something about not coming off social or cool enough or whatever it takes to be appreciated by other inconsequential types that you are desperate to get you to like. I know I am in a shit mood today, but not as a shit mood as Rebecca who manages to make it as sorority hawt bixch of the week.
To read Rebecca’s rant (courtesy of some tipster) go to gawker where that shit is published in full. In the meantime gawk in delight at Rebecca.
Ps Rebecca if you were worried about getting laid (because that’s really what’s at stake here right?) you needn’t worry cause I have the feeling every fraternity brother is going to be looking for you very very soon….
But to whet your tongues here’s a snippet of the good shit:
“But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?
And this shit below is a sampling of some of Rebecca Martinson’s
fucked up famous tweets (yes as usual real classy, Rebecca darling you know you are real winner but never mind we all noticed you like to keep them skirts short and skimpy, blah!). Frisky goes on to inform bixch has since deleted her twitter account. Can anyone figure out?
to see more pictures of Rebecca go here
above picture found here