Number 4: Sitting with large ribbons in her hair front row center will also be our collective media whore- Snooki.
Who would’ve thought less than 14 minutes 3 years ago someone like Snooki would be now gracing us with her presence at the collections? Such panache and mortified behavior of the silky shores of New Jersey have now been embraced and embalmed forever in our collective presence and the children of Jersey are forever clapping their hands. As are the chipmunks we keep as mascots in the Scallywag foyer…
We can expect Snooki to turn up looking like a tart and a happy one at that, with her own state of the art portable camera taking pictures of the guests who she will momentarily confuse for having come see her strut her buffon. Not to fear, it will be a happy occasion and Snooki will wail tears of ecstasy and will eventually go home and write her own fashion column- ‘How I managed to upstage America and Fashion week.’ As you can imagine it will be a tantalizing read- from front to three pages later back cover.
Links below:
SNOOKI WANTS YOU TO KNOW SHE’S HAD NO ‘NOOKY’ IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS.
SNOOKI ON THE DEFENSIVE AS SHE RESPONDS TO JEFF MIRANDA
WINNING AMERICA’S HEART: JEFF MIRANDA PROPOSES TO SNOOKI ON THE COVER OF AMERICA’S TRASHIEST MAGAZINE
JWOWW AND SNOOKI WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION.
THE WORLD IS RELIEVED THAT SNOOKI IS NOT ALLOWING HERSELF TO GET USED BY FAME WHORES.
AMERICA’S NEWEST MEDIA WHORE, ‘SNOOKI’, IS SHOPPING HER OWN NUDE TAPE
DOMINOS VS. SNOOKI?
THE WEEKEND IN CELEBRITY PROFILING: PARIS AND THE JERSEY SET UNDER ATTACK
HOW YOU BECAME A MODERN DAY CELEBRITY.
