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Parasite Hilton now suspects she was set up.

The lies are growing bolder and desperate by the day. As 98 percent of the Western world knows by now, Parasite Hilton was busted over the weekend with a baggie of coco pops and essentially got herself in...

Intruder with 2 big knives enters Parasite Hilton’s LAX home.

Why it sometime doesn't pay to be a big time celebrity. One day you’re sipping margaritas with billionaires in St Remo the next you’re fending off crackheads with sharp knives. Welcome to Parasite Hilton’s very scary life… NY...

Parasite Hilton is being sued for $35 million dollars.

Paris must have been smoking the good stuff when she accidentally slipped in some “competitor’s hair” instead of the company endorsing her luscious (fake) locks. It’s a mistake that could be quiet costly, even for Paris....

Do Americans Have Culture?

There are times when I fret over the state of American culture. It was recently announced, for example, that Justin Beiber is coming out with a memoir entitled “First Step 2 Forever”.  Not to over-dramatize it,...

All the pretty people who flocked Coachella.

Frankly I don't know much about what goes on at places like Coachella, California, something about pretty people being idyllic, surrounded by celebrities and listening to the occasional grunge band as they make out and get off. Such is...

The demise of ‘High Society.’

To the unsuspecting observer, what supposedly passes for high society may actually be that (give or take the occasional too unbelievable story of $4000 bubble baths) but to the seasoned member of real society what may be passed off...

Night Out at Milk Studios With MAC and LnA.

Cool clothing, a celebrity roster wearing the line (Brad Pitt, Madonna, Jeremy Piven, Kate Moss, Katie Holmes, Megan Fox, Paris Hilton and the list goes on…) and a party during fashion week?  Ok, sounds good, and it was even...

The Deepness in the Shallow Pleasure of Gossip Girl.

In a world that has become superficiality first and morality and good ethics second, are what we view on the television screen as a source of entertainment, the new semblance of our selves? An all too common sight we...

Circus Act Hits Bowlmor Lanes Featuring Popcorn & Paris Hilton.

It was a night filled with popcorn, vodka soda, candy apples, vodka cranberry, games, vodka soda with cranberry, circus performers, a couple of “real” monkeys (who I tried to feed VODKA) and people walking around with yellow envelopes stuffed...

A checklist of the most unacceptable behavior while sitting front row at Fashion Week.

A checklist that they ought to be dispensing before people even dare take to the front row.     Bad behavior is bad behavior, but bad behavior in public and on the couture circuit is malicious behavior and is appropriately punishable with...

Hollywood Bimbo to become UNGARO’s new Artistic Director and Public Nuisance.

When a High End Fashion House decides to turn itself into a parody.   There’s a saying in business that goes something like this- “If you can’t get people to come to the cart then you bring the cart to them.”...

Meet Brogan Mackay, we’ve already spent a hundred fifty thousand pounds on her.

When eleven year girls want to grow up to become like their idols Paris Hilton… Brogan Mackay lives life large, very very large, and that’s despite her being only 11 years old. Daughter to Allison and Stephen Mackay, a hairstylist...

Cultural Disarray; Starring ‘Google,” “Michael Jackson,” and “Paris Hilton.”

Given the recent capitulation of society at large being parlayed in vast banking failures, improbable political imperatives (invading Iran and Russia brought to you care of Fortune 500), and the fervent following of meandering television audiences looking for their...