Tag: Money
The Cougar convention is on its way.
How to pick up young boys and other tips.
We’ve been noticing with disquieting unease the surplus of news reports that have suddenly made it kosher for older women to pick up and manhandle young boys. We’re not sure how...
Bizarre couple Jedward allowed to continue to embarrass Britain.
When train wrecks arrive in pairs.
You haven't heard of them in the US, but we assure you it wont be long before this bizarre couple of lads will be firmly rooted in your nightmares as the kids will be...
Victoria Secret Runway Show Great Success For Fat, Rich, Men.
Blowing money as scantily clad ubermodels blow kisses. Keeping it simple in America.
Unfortunately for us, our request to cover last night’s Victoria Secret’s fashion collection at the Lexington armory fell upon deaf ears. We think we know now why....
Sarah Palin Book Tour a Very Scary Success.
Right wing patriarchal slang and a winning smile always go hand in hand.
You would think that Sarah Palin getting the political beating of her lifetime last November never happened if you were to take a glimpse of the...
Landlord v. Tenant: the Unending Battle.
Characters
Tenant: 23 year-old naïve, recent graduate from a Pennsylvania suburb
Landlord: Cranky building-owner with residences all over Manhattan
Apartment: 200 sq ft. studio with no heat and no 2nd method of egress in case of fire
The City: ...
Mike Bloomberg Ran on “Progress not Politics.” Whose Idea of Progress?
Special Guest Contribution from Clayton Patterson.
Bloomberg loves us, wants to protect us, save us. He wants to make us financially secure. At least that is what he promised when he used his enormous wealth to flip the democratic...
Lindsay Lohan Cries Like Baby and Takes Other People’s Stuff.
Making America your door mat.
Part 347 of adventures with the crack/coke/grog/freak whore continue. Dedicated to keeping America in the loop of what Lilo does from the moment she gets up, we couldn't resist recanting the following piece of nasty...
Models vs Dot com Divas.
The modeling industry today has blurred the line between what’s socially acceptable as a working model and what it actually takes to be working as a model in L.A or New York. Imagine this: you're signed to one of...
Britney can do whatever, forever.
(a second point of view on a previous Predator story)
Britney Spears' fans seem to be a tad bit upset by the fact that she is lip-syncing her way through her Circus tour down under in Australia. Reportedly,...
Is Miley Cyrus Becoming an Ungrateful Brat already?
In dire need of genre clarification.
Miley Cyrus was recently interviewed where she admitted that she never heard a Jay-Z song before in her life, despite the lyrics in her "Party in the USA" track that claim ...
Hiding from the lights: What life as a vampire is really like for Robert Pattinson.
Poor old Robert Pattinson. He's learning what life is like when you can't go out in the day time for fear of being recognized for what you really are - the world's favorite teenage vampire.
No, really, I actually do...
Starbucks wants you to think it’s Christmas already.
Getting you to believe in myths that generate revenue. Making lots of money in America.
Starbucks is in the business of making money and it has figured out a swell idea to get you to spend more money- by making...
The etiquette of sharing drugs. A ten step plan on how to snort.
Staying high in America.
In case you didn’t know, doing drugs is an important aspect of contemporary life in America. This includes all the blunts you smoke, the crystal you blast, and all the valium you kick back. Of course,...
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder- Restaurant Edition
How to behave in a restaurant...
While taking in the New York Times this morning, we saw a list of fifty essential rules for all waiters, waitresses, baristas, and other employees of the seventh circle of hell known as food...
The Software Analyst Who Prefers Men Who Don’t Inform Her of Their Asian Fetishes.
Sexual escapades in America keep getting weirder.
The diaries of sexual fiends and how you can learn to sexually liberate yourself too…
DAY ONE
8:16 a.m. I broke up with my boyfriend of three years last year and changed from your typical...
