NYPD Felon. No longer an oxymoron.
Bernard Kerik becomes the first NYPD commissioner in over 100 years to admit to committing a felony.
We here at Scallywag are less dedicated to breaking the news to you than we are to showing our utter disgust for it....
Education with an Indian Spin: ASHA Hosts Its 15th Annual Fundraiser.
Heaving with laughter, Michael Dobrovolsky – Muscovite by birth, New Yorker by choice – knocks over his glass of merlot. He apologizes for the spill.
“You Brighton Beach only like because it’s exotic,” he says. True. Compared to the...
The Dirty business of a Hollywood writer.
The screenwriter is the lowest primordial goo of the Hollywood food chain. It's actually a hell realm reserved for karmically challenged individuals who clearly did terrible things in their past lives. Anyone attempting to become a "screen writer" in...
Retina Overload— the Photography of Scott Alger.
"One-one thousand, two-one thousand," Scott Alger counts time as he shines a bright yellow light in the face of a frozen Juliet. He is in the middle of composing his first of twelve photographs in a set depicting the...
Valentino still the last Emperor.
I found myself in the Standard Grill at 12am last night, drinking the standard ketel one rocks two slices of lime. As I stood outside to smoke a cigarette, I looked upwards, to the penthouse floor...
Poison and Boobs: Jeremy Piven’s path to Jewish Buddhist Enlightenment gets too wierd.
Will Jeremy Piven ever survive himself?
Okay we get it, Adrian Grenier’s longhaired effeminacy was a success, but why change so drastically? From Journey of a Lifetime’s captivating portrayal of Jeremy Piven treading the Himalayan foothills, we’re convinced that the “Entourage”...
Michelle Vale— Handbags That Are Oh, So Necessary
As a girl who recently gave up handbags for shoving my Metrocard and lip-gloss into my pocket, I figured that the Michelle Vale showing was going to be a tough sell. Don’t get me wrong, I...
Legends of the Village Annual Benefit Gets Down.
The Village is one of the most celebrated neighborhoods in the city, enjoying many distinctions not least of which include its nonconformist attitude to the grid street layout and its importance in the bohemian movement. It is also widely...
Bloomberg’s a Billionaire but what about NY?
Special feature by Clayton Patterson.
This is a question I ask in my movie "Captured." NYC used to be the cultural capital of the western world. This town used to be a breeding ground for hundreds of geniuses. One of the...
The Unveiling of Michelangelo’s “The Young Archer” at the Met— Oh the Pizzaz!
Photography by James Palmar. Daphne Guiness.
Was the sculptural unveiling of ‘The young archer,’ a work purported to be that of Michelangelo’s (on loan from France), beautiful irrespective of whether or not it actually belonged to Michelangelo?...
How to Get Away with Murder, Mafia Execution Captured on Tape.
Apparently the perfect murder is not the most complicated.
You don’t have to be overly cunning, or even particularly subtle. All you have to do, it seems, is make sure that absolutely everyone is utterly shit-scared of you.
As the...
Bitch tits and other confessions of young hot Latinos on the go.
How to make out while dancing ad lib in a disco room.
Being young hot, latin and gay comes with lots of gravy these days but spare a thought for what it actually takes to maintain the stereo image of...
Lindsay Lohan no longer a lesbian for the time being.
Getting it on with hot guys is delicious.
Could it be true (and do you really care)? Gatecrasher reports that Lilo and Hollywood hunk (bunk) actor Gerard Butler were getting it on at some ritzy joint.
The hunky actor reportedly got...
A Brit turns up to the Halloweeen Parade.
New York, Halloween, Parade- The parade got off to a rather staccato start, for some reason the ever helpful arm of the law were being told one thing and I think, mainly due to shyness on their part, none...
Jill Zarin’s Halloween Masquerade Ball
Upon arriving at the Bryant Park Grill for the sold-out first annual Halloween Masquerade Ball hosted by Jill Zarin of the “Real Housewives of NYC (dressed as Poison Ivy from Batman) and Track Entertainment CEO Andrew Fox and promoted...









