Kids I keep feasting my eyes on the above photo and yet I still can’t make up my mind. Is this really a boyfriend girlfriend relationship like what all them tabloids tell me it is or is this really daughter and father on a basketball outing where daddy gets to show his little girl all the wonderful things he promised he one day would?
62 42 is suppose to be some big time hedge fund manager and I believe him but part of me also thinks he’s the guy that stands down the road outside Jimmy’s bagel house begging for all your spare quarters so he can eventually save up enough money to buy himself that facelift that he keeps telling himself he’ll get round to. Not that Olivier has much of a face really, cause it looks like them slits running horizontally across his face might be his eyes or maybe some dodge scars he incurred whilst scraping on the floor to pick up some loose dimes someone thrown at him.
Then there’s Mary-Kate Olsen too who at
14 26 looks like the skanky teenager who sold her soul for that uber hit of good shit outside some ripped up hotel which was the precise moment Olivier walked by and said ‘Have you ever thought about dating a father figure guy that will all always hold you for dear life?’
I know that expression on Mary Kate’s face is priceless. She’s like ‘Right now? Here in front of all them paps? Didn’t we agree that you would only coddle me in public when you had a brown paper bag over your head with pencil marks for where your eyes are suppose to be?’
Isn’t it time you finally ran into your dream boyfriend/girlfriend too?