Out of multi-billion dollar fashion conglomerate Jones Apparel Group comes the case of the repeating soiled tampon that keeps making its presence known. So well known and spotted in office hallways that the group’s CEO Jack Gross (appropriately named we think) has taken to pleading with his staff. And what type of pleas is he making? Let’s all put away our used tampons and ahem read on…
From: Jack Gross
Sent: Friday, December 03, 2010 1:54 PM
To: #Jones Jeanswear NY
It has been brought to my attention today that recently there have been numerous incidents of used feminine hygiene products being found in the hallways throughout the Energie office space and it appears that these were left intentionally.
Let me be perfectly clear, this behavior is unprofessional, unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
We will be conducting a full investigation to resolve this matter as quickly as possible. We are taking this matter very seriously and will take the appropriate disciplinary action upon completion of our investigation. If you have any information regarding these incidents I urge you to come forward to myself or Human Resources.
Which has us wondering what kind of investigation Mr Gross has in mind, but then again, mmh, we probably don’t want to know…
Aren’t you glad that you’re not a fashionista too?