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The best divorce letter ever.

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“Why didn’t Connie ever put the mirror on the floor?”

Ladies would you take this man back?

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  • Caitlin

    He may have been trying to hurt her so she sees that she still has feelings for him?

  • Ohhh man, good find! That is one crazy letter. At first I was thinking: “Wait… the husband is writting a sappy letter?” but the more you read it, the more you realize how it’s pure genius and slightly evil.

    hahh thanks for the good laugh.

  • Sarah

    Damn him, what a terrible seeming person

  • Mill

    what a psychotic asshole. he deserves to fucking die

  • nice:))

  • Me

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. How perfect.

  • Sam

    My dearest Scallywag. This is a repost. I see you took the time to change the names and locations in the letter, printed it out, and proceeded to fold it a couple times for “authenticity.”

    Please travel to http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/28463278.html to see the original and to give it credit.

  • Bill

    HAHAHAHA!!!! Right on, brother! Best break-up letter of all time.

  • George

    this dude is the fuckin’ man.

    she probably deserved that letter.

    i would take him back after that, and i’m straight, so she definitely should.. it’s hard to find honesty like that these days.

    get in in Dan.
    -George

  • Perfect

    Best thing I’ve read all day. If you believe he was trying to get her back you’re a fucking idiot. And if she doesn’t tell him where the remote is she’s a bitch.

  • Anonymous

    he obviously was just trying to piss of his ex and in my opinion he did a fantastic job! master of the art of sarcasm this Dan is

  • t

    probably fake
    if not, what a douche

  • Anonymous

    People don’t get the sarcasm even with the quip about the remote.

  • Anonymous

    who the fuck would do that thats DISGUSTING

  • Really?

    BAHAHAHA! You guys believe he wanted her back? This is the best thing I’ve ever seen! It’s one of the most sarcastic thing I’ve had the pleasure to read!
    He makes it sound like he wants her back just to keep her reading and if you think this guy is serious then you haven’t met a man yet.

  • Laminad

    ^ Sarcasm is completely lost by you guys huh? He was never trying to get back together with her he is trying to piss her off.

  • Mag

    hindsight is 20/20 and can stay that way for an infinite amount of time. There is no way I would go back to this guy. I’m sure he’s making an honest and heartfelt effort. But his best just isn’t good enough for me.

  • Venus

    Sounds like an ex boyfriend of mine- thank goodness i finally let go…x

  • shelbs

    douche… but an honest douche