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The Formula For Love.

Okay.  This article is for everyone, from teenagers to octogenarians. I’m going to explain precisely and beyond a doubt the exact emotional ingredients of the one thing every single human being has experienced (or wanted ...

Tiger Woods’s Life Sucks Right Now.

Doing the math in corporate deals. Despite all the athletes that were riddled with accusations of cheating and other controversies that threatened their endorsement deals, Tiger Woods has slipped through the storm unscathed. However, he has now joined the ship...

The etiquette of trying to bed a younger woman.

There are many things a man can say in his cantankerous efforts to bed a much younger woman. There are always the myriad of lies he can keep up with, including whom he knows, where he lives, what he...

The Cougar convention is on its way.

How to pick up young boys and other tips. We’ve been noticing with disquieting unease the surplus of news reports that have suddenly made it kosher for older women to pick up and manhandle young boys. We’re not sure how...

Dilemmas on the Upper East Side.

When marrying the help is never a good career move. Life for society gal Christina Ambers has gotten difficult ever since she had the temerity to marry the local porter at the posh Upper East Side residence where she lives....

The Dating Game in NYC. Whatever happened to it?

Dating is a tenuous affair, especially in a vibrant 'everyman for himself' domain like New York City. What one learns after having spent some time in NY is that dating isn't just really a desire to connect emotionally or...

Violence in Florida. Watching the country engage in mass madness.

Trying to understand our love affair with mass shootings. It’s been a horrific back to back last couple of days with the country erupting in mass shooting sprees that are leaving people dead and injured in the most random absurd...

The Software Analyst Who Prefers Men Who Don’t Inform Her of Their Asian Fetishes.

Sexual escapades in America keep getting weirder. The diaries of sexual fiends and how you can learn to sexually liberate yourself too… DAY ONE 8:16 a.m. I broke up with my boyfriend of three years last year and changed from your typical...

Everyone prefers dating models- even Salman Rushdie.

When you lose one model you find another. Watching the front door swing... Let's meet Salman's latest squeeze— Min Lieskovsky, a Harvard educated hottie (just the way we like them, too, Salmon!). According to Gawker (the king of smut and...

The Steve Phillips sex scandal.

Psychos, sportscasters and their wives. Welcome to the life of Steve Phillips, America’s sunny face on ESPN, and the current nightmare of an ensemble that includes his wife, Marni, his jilted 22 year old lover and the network that hires...

Ex Dolce Gabbana publicist Ali Wise is threatened by your new girlfriend.

Publicists who become freaks and then go to jail. Ali Wise once ruled on the social circuit but now is on her way to prison because she just couldn’t contain her jealous rage. What was she exactly jealous of? Of...