Robert Fitzpatrick jeered when the world fails to disintegrate.
When May 21, 2011 Backfires. Will the world end tomorrow?
Will the world end on May 21st, 2011?
Man spends entire retirement savings on May 21 end of world doomsday coming.
Can you make that a double on the rocks please…?
As the world draws closer to imminent destruction, one man, Robert Fitzpatrick who spent his whole retirement savings of $140 000 this past week on advertisements warning the public about tomorrow’s approaching apocalypse (we kid you not) is preparing for tomorrow by spending it with his mother and then doing a final passing around of leaflets by the subway before expecting himself to be zapped up into heaven.
silive: STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. — The Staten Islander who predicts that the world as we know it will end tomorrow at 5:59 p.m. has high hopes for his own salvation.
“I believe that I will be raptured [instantly transported to heaven]; I hope so, I don’t want to be here for the earthquake,” Robert Fitzpatrick told the Advance yesterday.
According to Fitzpatrick and his guru, radio evangelist Harold Camping, that earthquake will engulf the whole world at tomorrow’s appointed time — it correlates with 12:59 a.m. May 22 in Jerusalem — and fire will consume the universe on Oct. 21.
Frankly one supposes no one wants to be here for tomorrow’s impending earthquake, but perhaps by Mr Fitzpatrick by getting out there in time will able to compel the non believers amongst us of the foreboding doom and have them mend their ways, allowing them to be instantly transported to an all night drinking session with endless supply of Kool Aid and skimpy rent a girls heaven.
The author of “The Doomsday Code: God Is Warning Us Through the Bible” will visit his mother in an Island nursing home. Then he’ll drive to the St. George Ferry Terminal and ride the boat to Manhattan, where he’ll catch a subway in time to distribute leaflets on the southwest corner of 42nd Street and Seventh Avenue.
Other than spreading the news of Judgment Day, he’s not doing anything special to prepare and he doesn’t think there’s anything that anybody can do.
Are we to suppose that Mr Fitzpatrick will be standing idly by on 42nd and 7th tomorrow gallantly giving away leaflets and having the paparazzi treat him like a one way ticket to freakville when before us he will magically transpose himself into a glittery beam scampering onto heaven before giving us one more collective TV hug?
Either way tomorrow afternoon promises to be an eventful one as religious zealots, staunch atheists, a hot and heavy press corps and your average curious by stander come to see if somehow Mr Fitzpatrick becomes the things he predicts – a supernova jetting quickly to another dimension or just another fizzling fool?
He’s been zapped alright. But I don’t think electroshock treatment counts.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Harold Fitzroberts ass. LMAO.
What should the headline be?
Stupid old asshole believes bullshit, gets fooled, get ass fucked, world laughs, and laughs, and laughs…
There is only ONE God n in my eyes he is the only one who knows when the world will really end!!! It really irks me how people try to recieve attention by acting as God!!
The Bible says that nobody knows the day and the time when He comes, not angels, and not even Jesus himself. For someone, tommorow is the time to meet the judge, for someone it’s not time yet. So, I believe that if you know the Bible and you follow it, you would not make the assumptions. You would know that there are still a lot to come. So, think about it….
I cannot beleive someone actually said that if harold or robert truly beleive the end of the world comes today,then why havent they given away all their possessions? Think about it folks,,if the world does end today,there won,t be anyone here to even use their possessions,,duh,so why give them away? jeez