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If I’m hot, look and behave like a model –‘will I get into the Hamptons this summer?’

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model-in-a-bikini-smokingIt seems, judging from the recent weekend wrap-ups that there’s only one way to truly ensure that you enjoy the summer this year…

According to the various faux reports this Scallywag has been coming across the Hamptons“I’ve just arrived, or rather re arrived and you better let me in because I’m cute and hang out with other cute people,” session has started off in amazing good form. According to reports-Sean Avery, some basket ball player, or football player, (softball player you whisper?) was holding court as a doorman at some prive nightclub called “I’m better than that,” or better well known as “Lily Pond,” while other doppelgangers where running the scene at the Montauk Yacht Club where only super models could be spotted pumping a new book aptly titled, yes you guessed it- “Naturally thin.”

Wow, thank God the Hamptons are finally back, I knew there was a reason why I had to finally get out of the house…

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