Tag: David Letterman
Why Lindsay Lohan cried with David Letterman.
Making media rounds is the theory that our collective heroine Lindsay Lohan slit a few careless tears whilst on NBC's 'Late Show' with David Letterman last night.
Which is to say that Lindsay Lohan for all her myriad delicious maddening...
Shia LaBeouf would like to explain how Alec Baldwin had him fired.
Making media rounds today is the sordid tale of how Hollywood wanna be legend Shia LaBeouf had his ass canned courtesy of actual Hollywood legend Alec Baldwin.
The revelation came courtesy of LaBeouf's appearance last night on the the 'Late Show'...
Donald Trump goes on David Letterman and announces he will shell out more money for Barack Obama’s transcripts.
Donald Trump announcement is met with $1 million offer to dip Stephen Colbert’s ‘balls in his mouth…’
Donald Trump’s announcement is lampooned by Barack Obama on Jay Leno’s ‘Tonight show.’
Donald Trump announcement is ignored by Barack Obama, calls to release...
The Dirty business of a Hollywood writer.
The screenwriter is the lowest primordial goo of the Hollywood food chain. It's actually a hell realm reserved for karmically challenged individuals who clearly did terrible things in their past lives. Anyone attempting to become a "screen writer" in...
Late Night King on the Guillotine.
After those infamous words were uttered out of David Letterman's mouth, it has been a chaotic media frenzy. With Stephanie Birkitt being revealed as one of his mystery mistresses, the stories keep coming in to tangle up the late...
Bad news for Bloggers…
When the authorities start meddling in your phony dealings it can become a drag…
According to the Wall St Journal, life for bloggers just got a bit more miserable-
A new guideline released by the Federal Trade Commission will...
To Worship Fashion or not to worship?
The late, great, and oft-profound David Foster Wallace articulated the following idea in his 2005 commencement speech to Kenyon College (please indulge the long quotation)
“Because here's something else that's weird but true: in the day-to-day trenches of adult...
Media Bitches we’re in the mood to slap this weekend.
When we have nothing better to do than pick on photogenic media whores the holiday weekend always goes faster…
Unappreciative bitches are what I can call Katherine Heigl and Megan Fox. In a world where getting a consistent job as...
Figaro’s Imaginary Interview with Anna Wintour.
'Some things one shouldn’t be allowed to imagine, that said we let our cloaked writer Figaro have his way. Proceed with caution all you die hards.' – Scallywag, Editor in Chief.
If one could accord the idea that fashion is...








