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Meet KIKI, the preferred Decadent Girl.

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Kiki is her own party animal. Kiki is you.

Don’t go biting the hand that feeds you, Abby darling. Next thing you know you’ll be staring at the pubic hair on the tiles of the bathroom floor wondering if stripping isn’t just the kind of charity you need to throw yourself into. I did hear one such sanctified creature complaining about the lack of benefits but then again maybe that’s the sort of self-sacrifice that gives meaning to one’s meandering existence. Sparing a little pride to those of your fellow men that cannot access the epiphany of flesh without the selfless help of someone like you, an urban goddess to whom the glory of faux-intercourse comes easily enough. What would Hubby say though, he might not entirely get the selflessness concept… Or just rough it out in the daytime, “Belle de Jour” style?

Aaarrgh, feel like such crap. Whatever romantic allure still appealed to me in precocious death and meaningless sex just about vanished.

Money really does ruin everything.

(Man, does depression suck. I’ll just go shopping, I guess. If a Chloe bag doesn’t get me out of this funk, surely nothing will.)

STAY TUNED FOR KIKI”S NEXT ADVENTURES!!!

***Kiki skips her new reality show.

HD cameras aren’t kind in the morning and the silly madness is already in my head… it’s not like Bravo isn’t already on cable.

***Kiki takes on a boy toy for the weekend

Kiki slays Boy Toy on romantic weekend: “I just couldn’t take the guilt…”

Kiki is her own quasi intellectual. Kiki is you.

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7 COMMENTS

  1. westchester too boring so Kiki came to NY to make it boring too… only you said it much better…poo-naa-nee-naa-nee

  2. haven’t you noticed most girls in the pictures are actually different people? How do you know which one is Kiki? How do you know kiki is even there?

    Much agressivity, at any rate… Maybe you need to be sent to your coffin and chill out for fifteen minutes…

  3. “Fuck size 0, I’m going to be fat and happy”

    shut the fuck up bitch youre skinny as fuck. you’re an idiot.

  4. “Kiki goes Korean” does that mean she is going for something Korean poo-naa-nee-naa-nee……? hey, i’m just askin!

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