How to maintain your cultural relevancy- liposuction and six packs will keep you loved.
It’s that time of year again where once again you will have to prove your cultural relevancy by being able to flaunt a fantastic body. As we all know no self respecting media whore will want to be seen without the appropriate media body. With lots of money to make, new fans to create and new reality shows to bake- this season will be the survival of the most ab photogenic.
That said, for the rest of you we suggest you suck in your stomach and a can of diet coke as you jealously glaze your eyes over these (almost) hot bods. Blah!