Ever since the release of “Twilight,” it seems as though the teenagers of our generation are having a bad case of fatal attraction. Not only are the mobs of teens trying to get into autograph signings causing cancellations and accidents, their love for the two main male characters is even resorting to them stealing. According to TMZ, Burger King chains in Maine, Delaware, and Montana have reported that life-size promotional posters of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson, have been torn off the windows in broad daylight.
A Burger King representative stated, “The girls just walk up in the middle of the day … rip of the posters and run … we’ve had to replace them over and over.” Not only is this stupid, but the ripping them off the windows is stealing, thus it is a crime, girls. It’s amazing how extremely idiotic kids seem to be these days. But then again, they are in love with Edward the vampire and Jacob the werewolf even more than the actors themselves– how normal can they be?
It’s sad to know that no one who works at Burger King can outrun a few girls. If they can’t seem to catch them to get the posters back, I’d suggest for them to just sell these promotional posters and get a few bucks out of the Twilight-craze.
I just have to wonder though, what exactly are these fatally attracted girls doing with all these life-size posters of the boys? If they can cry and make out with the smaller-sized posters that are available everywhere, it kind of creeps me out to think the weird and perverse things they could do with a life-size cut-out.