In search of celebrities and the banal things that from to time intrigue us.
TMZ can’t and wont let go of Michael Jackson, he is forever in their sights and apart from being the first media source to announce his death, now want to be the first media source to tell you who and what exactly may have killed Michael. From continual stories about Michael being into gay sex, drugs, needles, toys and even hitting up dentists for pain killers TMZ want to make sure that even though Michael is dead he is more alive than when Michael was alive.
In any event stay tuned as TMZ tries to discover whether Michael was gay, a gypsy or whatever and whether taking too much drugs, prescribed or not is a good idea.
In any event, it seems Michael got to live in Never ever land after all, because TMZ can never let the man rest in peace.
Anyway we expect to have TMZ report for us sometime next week that God has decided to let Michael reincarnate into a pink elephant.
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