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Are Lorenzo Martone and Lance Bass seeing each other?

By Scallywag • Jul 29th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

The tears are now overflowing in the boys locker room. Personally we’ve been calling all our gay friends trying to figure out if Marc Jacob’s recent ex- Lorenzo Martone is on the rebound and seeing uber hottie Lance Bass. The thought of these two pinching each other’s back pockets and giggling over Captain Crunchie cereal [...]



Diane Smith-Gander is suing because she was duped into marriage.

By Scallywag • Jul 29th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

The amazing story of a woman who should have known better. Diane Smith Gander is not a very happy woman and she intends to take revenge on her ex husband. Why? Because according to a suit filed in the Manhattan Supreme Court, James Sias didn’t turn out to be who he said he was. Never [...]



Society and the False Ivy League network. Dating money bags.

By Scallywag • Jul 29th, 2010 • Category:

Last year the New York Times published an article about a group called ‘Ivy Plus Society,’ essentially an Ivy league network for Ivy league graduates to get together and share like minded interests. What the Times of course didn’t disclose is the private emails in this journal’s possession about the ulterior reasons as to why [...]



The perils of having affairs with married women.

By Scallywag • Jul 28th, 2010 • Category:

If you ask a married woman if she’d ever had an affair, she will unconditionally tell you no. Yet if one ponders over the statistics one will see that in fact quite a few of them actually do. One in five for women and one in 3 for men. But then again this is not [...]



Good news! Monkeys can’t be trained to shoot people.

By Scallywag • Jul 26th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

A sigh of relief. We’d been worrying about this all weekend, ever since a Chinese report came out tooting that monkeys were being trained to shoot people but thankfully a news report today has dampened our fears that terrorist monkeys would soon be taking over downtown with AK rifles and machine guns. News.com.au: IN a [...]



Did you catch a glimpse of this weekend’s Subway masturbator?

By Scallywag • Jul 26th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

The rotten adventures of female subway riders. Ladies, have you ever found yourself in a compromising situation when it comes to sexual deviates? Of course you have. You all have. That’s part of the reason why most of you can’t trust most men. That said one passenger, Kate Black got more than what she bargained [...]



The Lady Gaga Barbie doll is finally here.

By Scallywag • Jul 26th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

Shouldn’t you buy one soon? Looks like the kiddies (and some adults we suspect) are going to have an interesting summer playing with the latest Lady Gaga Barbie dolls to hit the store. Let’s hope that your dreams of finally becoming your own media whore are one step closer. Careful not to break Lady Gaga’s [...]



It’s time to watch the kids beat each other up at Blockhead’s Burrito. Bon appetite!

By Scallywag • Jul 26th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

How to drink your weekend Mimosa while ducking flying chairs. Nothing says class and proprietary more than a group of young men pushing and shoving each other than in a crowded restaurant. That said, watch and amuse yourself as the antagonizing taunts finally lead to flying chairs, bruised faces and you ducking for your life. [...]



Have you been to Rishi Sowa’s plastic bottle island yet?

By Scallywag • Jul 25th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

The things you can do with a 120 000 empty plastic bottles off the coast off Mexico. Rishi is not Tom Hanks, because if he was Tom Hanks would be a swearing in disbelief at Rishi’s handmade little gem which according to him took just over 2.5 years to build. So next time you lose [...]



Christina Saunders is proud to announce she has bedded 1000 men.

By Scallywag • Jul 25th, 2010 • Category: Savage Predator

Inspired by Sex in the City’s resident slut Samantha Jones. Christina has a big smile on her face today. Why you may wonder you randy gentlemen is because Christina recently achieved meaning in her life by banging a 1000 of you over the last 10 years. Curious? Take out a couple of rubbers, some KY [...]



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