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Is Demi Moore now licking the good stuff off Scott Vincent Borba’s tonsils?

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Once a cougar always a cougar…

Kids let’s be upfront, Demi Moore knows which side of the toast her bread gets buttered and if that bixch is older than 21 Demi ain’t having none of it. After all she always knows better…

RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the 49-year-old cougar has moved on already — with beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.

“Demi and Scott-Vincent started dating last week,” a source close to the couple revealed to RadarOnline.com.

“They have known each other a long time and he’s really been there for her by her side through the whole Ashton thing.”

And the whole Ashton thing? Is that the part referring having to stomach her ex boy toy slamming other girls behind Demi’s back as opposed to in front of Demi as was normally the case? Never mind, I’m sure this time Scott will obey orders and make sure there is not only a whole tube of Scott Hunkly Jizz for tonight shampoo but a whole case of it.

But who exactly is Scotty anyway?

Borba is the mid-30’s founder and CEO of BORBA skin care products — endorsed by Hollywood starlets such as Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Stacy Keibler and AnnaLynne McCord.

“It’s easy for Scott-Vincent to keep his relationships a secret because he’s so often photographed hanging out with celebrity clientele,” the source said.

And here’s the catch kids, he’s celebrity endorsed which means Demi can explore the back of his tonsils with hers without a feeling of shame or second thought that she’s not straying too far from where sweet nectar normally grows. That plus she’s already got him teaching him lap dancing tricks like balancing bottles of moisturizer on his head whilst looking dizzily into her eyes. The twitter pictures of the first orgasm should be arriving by the time of the first rinse and towel session is over…

Of course it would only be fair for me to say the closer I read between the lines on this hawt bixch the more I suspect the love bite of Liberace on his dog collar. But then again who am I to judge if this bixch is just a convenient front for Demi (after all it must be lush falling for a celebrity stylist bixch) or a terrible stand in for a now you see it and now you don’t routine.

Either way, straight or gay, don’t you wish you were your own celebrity endorsed decoy for your own healthy lush celebrity rebound relationship? I know I do…

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