Home Scandal and Gossip Ali Lohan is doing her best to be as emaciated as possible.

Ali Lohan is doing her best to be as emaciated as possible.

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I'm like a rattling scarecrow hanging on by a thread

 

I'm like a rattling scarecrow hanging on by a thread

Ali Lohan insists she’s a model in line for a non existent campaign- fame whoring herself by starving herself first.

Kids it’s start to become deriguer for our new found media whore contestant Ali Lohan to pop her head in every other weekend and yelp; ‘Hey don’t forget to mention me, I’m on this binge diet just so you can write about me 24/7.’ Which is probably the advice her elder sister Lindsay ‘just keep breaking every rule until they can no longer refuse not to notice’ Lohan probably advised her emaciated baby sister. But hey what’s a bit of short term grief when you get to become a 24/7 media whore.

That said let’s have a cursory look at the latest pictures flooding the media landscape courtesy of a proud Lohan Pr camp.

Don’t you wish you were this desperate for media attention too? Of course you do…

Images sourced via dailymail.co.uk

Body Image is very important to me which is why I starve myself to smithereens
After all let's face it, if I'm going to become a top model I might as well cause as much scandal as possible.
Sometimes it hurts to jump on account of my frailness which is why I had the doctor implant jet boosters underneath the sole of my feet.

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Ali Lohan really is a hawt bixch. Sorry fashion victim….

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