‘My nips and tucks are all natural and just a figment of your imagination.’
That kids in a nutshell is the world according to our budding collective media whore Ali Lohan who wishes going forward not to be known as the virgin sister of Blohan but simply Aliana. Cause distancing yourself from the perils of life seems to be an idea in vogue these days especially when you’re not looking to be made mince meat of before your senior prom dance.
In response to our collective assertion that Blohan’s virgin sister Alien had plastic surgery, Alien who appears on page 6’s monthly cover had this to say to Page 6 (which if you must know is one stop short of a meat grinder’s operation with the left over carcass of redundant socialites and celebrities who still believe Santa Claus is coming down their living room chimney this year…):
‘I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that? I’m 17 years old.
Lohan then goes on to say plastic surgery was not the ‘right thing to do.’
Not the right thing to do but hardly the afterthought that stopped her from memorizing every plastic surgeon’s phone number and twitter address in Long Island,NY. Best to be safe says me. After all what a better 18th birthday present than a new face to wear on the way to cover shoots?
‘That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would ever sign off on that? No!’
Yes at least white Dina had the decency to wait until she was nineteen before she cracked her first zit and these days getting a new face comes with the added inconvenience that if it is done too drastically as opposed to a gradual process is somewhat incriminating. That said kids, I’m willing to bet my mother’s life savings that Alien will get three sets of cheekbones before her 21st. Just a hunch.
Don’t you wish a media whore with a restructured face waiting for her on her 18th birthday?