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Michael Lohan Disappoints the World By Failing To Act On His Suicide Promise

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michaellohanWondering when the pandemonium will finally end in America.

It’s been reported that Michael Lohan, omni present father and pest to Lilo (and by extension us as well) has not acted on a promise to end it all by jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge.

First to bring us this trop of drivel were trop manufacturers du monde Gawker who had this to say: After tweeting his good-byes and threatening to leap to his death off the Brooklyn Bridge, Michael Lohan’s purported Twitter account abruptly went dead early Monday morning. http://gawker.com/5414985/did-michael-lohan-just-kill-himself

And from the Daily Beast:

Early Monday morning, Michael Lohan’s purported Twitter account abruptly went dead after posting tweets that included final goodbyes to his daughter Lindsay and the suggestion that he was heading to the Brooklyn Bridge to leap to his death. The saddest 140 characters included “Fiance just left me, my whole family hates me, I spent Thanksgiving with my mom I just cant [sic] do any of this any more.” According to Shabooty, which published its email correspondence with Michael Lohan, the Twitter account in question, @TheMichaelLohan is a fake account and Lohan’s lawyers “are investigating” the incident. http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/michael-lohans-twitter-suicide-threat/rumor-mill/?cid=cs:headline10

In the end we here at Scallywag and Vagabond can only post our commiserations that in fact no actual suicide took place, but at least on the plus side we can continue writing on this wonderful menace to society called Michael Lohan.

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