How Joshua Ivy a sex starved Tennessee man came to find himself charged on disorderly charges while seeking the physical affections of a stranger. Any stranger.
Take a good long look at Joshua Ivy. He is the 27 year old Tennessee man looking deeply for love. At 3.30 am in the morning while banging on your door and window….
Making their entry into tabloid wizardry is the visage of Joshua Ivy as he recently made haste in the early morning hours of Friday morning at Florida’s Santa Rosa Beach community hot in search of someone to be his willing sex partner.
Matters came to the fore according to a report via the smokinggun when our collective hero was observed making a general ruckus as one 911 call observed ‘a naked white male banging on their windows and doors.’ (whilst carrying an unopened can of Coors Light- naturally…).
When summonsed police from Walton County Sheriff’s Office‘s arrived at a condominium complex in Santa Rosa Beach, they discovered Ivy was bereft of clothes and appearing ‘extremely intoxicated.‘
Interestingly, Ivy, whose speech was slurred, could not recall how much of the ‘good stuff’ he had consumed, where he was staying, or how he had gotten to the Grand Isle Condominiums.
But he did have an explanation for why he was pounding on doors. Ivy, a police report notes, saying he was simply ‘searching for someone to have sexual intercourse with.’
Nevertheless despite our collective hero’s bold advances, Joshua Ivy wound up finding himself with no conquest but rather a citation for disorderly intoxication. To boot the vixen wanna be lover ended up spending about five hours in custody before posting $1000 bond on the misdemeanor charge.
Police found Ivy’s clothing in the condo parking lot.