Making news in Sweden is the tale of a Swedish man who has taken to the interesting hobby of fucking bicycles in public. The fracas first came to light after a cyclist by the name of Per Edstrom came to find that his bicycle had once again been violated. Intent on finding the perpetrator Edstrom set up a security camera in front of his home and patiently waited for the bicycle sex addict to once again make his claim.
Sure enough, the hooded bicycle lover showed up, cut open a tire, and began to masturbate onto the bike as the tire deflated, all while holding a piece of paper in his hand. Like you the insides of my loins are oozing with the good stuff.
Told Edstrom: “My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning, you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating.”
Or maybe our bicyclist masturbator just has a hot thing for deflating tyres and slimy handle bars? Then again who can resist the joy of having your balls clinking against the gear shift?
Went on to further reflect Edstrom: “This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing. I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.”
Punctures amongst other things one imagines…
Interestingly gawker go on to tell that this is not the first time there’s been a bicycle-related sex scandal in Sweden. In 2007, a 35-year-old man was arrested and convicted of masturbating onto at least 20 bikes around Stockholm.