Because a media whore will take the work dead or alive…
Making the media rounds today is the kinky persona of aspiring media whore Courtney Stodden who has taken to a full frontal nude for horror journal ‘Girls and Corpses.’
Seeing that Courtney has been in the press enough time showing off her manufactured assets it was a no brainer that Courtney would get another mention as to how she managed to seduce herself in the buff.
For those of you who don’t know, Girls and Corpses prides itself as being “world’s first comedy magazine about death,” which makes sense seeing that the journal gives us the hilarious visage of 18 year old Courtney wearing nothing but a white wedding veil whilst being groped by a zombie. Yes there is a metaphor in all of this but that too might be too painful to elicit.
Asked why she chose to pose for the mag, our aspiring media whore told E! Online that she decided to get naked because “Girls and Corpses is a silly, yet sexy magazine, which fits my personality perfectly. That’s why I did it.”
Which is another way of saying since Playboy outright told our hero that they would never use her she decided that instead she would take second best and pose with corpses instead.
Reflected Courtney further cause even she couldn’t resist an inside joke (never mind the more obvious inside joke of Courtney) :
“It was definitely interesting, of corpse…hehe.”
issue misery hits shelves April 15.