I’ll take all the Kennedy‘s I can handle thank you very much…
It seems like Taylor Swift has a thing for Camelot as a source told Star magazine that the young starlet made out with another member of the Kennedy clan, no not her full time gig Conor Kennedy but Patrick Schwarzenegger (son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver) on the sly.
Of course that shit hasn’t gone down too well with the Kennedy clan who are crying bloody murder (yes only they are allowed to act inappropriately and stick their private parts in other people).
Added the source: “Taylor was making out with Patrick all night,”
“The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights!”
But then again Taylor Swift isn’t your mere mortal. She’s the wet dreams that Hollywood is made out of.
“Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was,” the source says.
“Conor doesn’t know, but everyone else in the family does.”
Conor doesn’t know? But the family does? Kids I’m guessing that Conor was clapping in the background when Taylor wrapped her tongue and legs around that hawt bixch Patrick. Conor probably has a checklist of all the Kennedy hot studs that Taylor ought to get round to meeting now that he has broken our sweet Taylor in.
But if Conor doesn’t mind (or does he?) the family certainly does:
“They think she’s a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting,” the source said.
“Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don’t want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick.”
Which probably means expect more of Taylor in the near future as she finagles how to keep the dream of Camelot loud and clear in her ever shifting moods.
Naturally Taylor’s camp denies all of the above…