My life will always be more exciting than yours so take that bixches!
In the latest installment of the Lindsay Lohan merry go round to hell and back our collective hero is now claiming that she was at not at fault (is she ever?) when her rented $80 000 black Porsche ran against an 18 foot wheeler. In fact according to blog rumorfix a source has indicated that the accident happened because our collective starlet was being chased by paparazzi.
“She was headed to set for the movie, paparazzi were chasing her,” says our source. “She was trying to get away from them by moving to the left lane and to the right lane and there was a truck in the way. It was the paparazzi’s fault it was not the truck’s fault. She’s pretty banged up but she’s ok. The assistant is cut up. Lindsay was not intoxicated.”
Kids who needs to star in movies when ones life is an entire action one way self combustible thriller?
And the good stuff continues:
UPDATE: RumorFix spoke with Sgt Lewis at the Santa Monica PD, who says both Lindsay and her passenger – an adult male – were taken by ambulance to a local hospital. In Lindsay’s case, in was purely precautionary. The owner of the dump truck was not injured. Neither Lindsay or the truck driver were under the influence.
When in need of drama just whistle at the paparazzi and ask them to follow this way. So what do you think is Lilo telling the truth or is this just a wack attempt to absolve herself of another cross against her name. Either way I bet you still love our hero…
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