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How sweet! Marc Jacobs takes current boyfriend and ex fiance out for lunch.

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Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone, Harry Louis
Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone, Harry Louis. Two is very cute but three is hardly a crowd...

 

Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone, Harry Louis
From left to right. Harry Louis, Marc Jacobs, Lorenzo Martone. Two is very cute but three is hardly a crowd...ahh idle bliss.

Marc Jacobs will forever be adored by the men in his life…

Kids, I have a confession, most of my ex’s don’t take make an effort to spend too much time  with me, which probably explains the ex part, but that doesn’t seem to be the case for hawt bixch du jour Marc Jacobs who seems to be in constant company with his former flame and fiance, Lorenzo Martone as he and Marc set out to lunch this weekend at NYC’s Pastis with Marc’s current love interest, porn star, (did you think otherwise?) Harry Louis.

Shall we then find out how lunch turned out then?

via dailymail.co.uk

Marc: 'My god I can't believe we're all here together. The food is to die for, the company as always so stellar and the paparazzi as usual very attentive. Please Lorenzo stop chewing with your mouth open, you're being watched!'
Harry: 'So Lorenzo, just so we get a few things straight. I don't mind us all getting together, but just remember, Marc's now my hawt bixch. C'mon don't deny it. I saw how you held the butter knife!'
Marc; 'Look Harry! Was it really necessary for you to talk to Lorenzo like that! It's bad enough I ditched him in public, with you now humiliating him too. Yes, yes, agreed you're better looking, but still....'
Marc: 'Never mind Lorenzo. I laid the law down with Harry. He says he's sorry and would like to go out and work out with you in the gym sometime next week. But if I were you I wouldn't show off how much you can bench press. That shit might be too upsetting for Harry.'
Harry: 'Oh Marc, I can't begin to tell you how much in love I am with you. So when are you going to take me shopping?'
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  • Johnboy

    Marc, those shoes are TRAGIC. So is the rest of you.