And what about the leader of the Wack pack Prince Pierre (who I have been told all morning is not a real prince- a damn inconvenience if you ask me)- a university drop out who has taken to the party life here in NYC and Miami as his real exemplar of an all inclusive education paid courtesy of the family largesse. What does he have to say about his face being used as a sounding board for the perceived ignominious behavior of his elk?
Well not very much, because his publicist, society princess herself, Nadine Johnson (let’s not kid ourselves kids) stepped up to offer the following:
The facts are very clear,’ said Nadine Johnson, a spokeswoman for Casiraghi, the son of Princess Caroline and grandson of Grace Kelly, reported New York Daily News.
‘There was only one person arrested, Mr. Hock, who spent two days in jail as a result of his actions.
Two days only? Me thinks Adam is going to be mentally tortured for an eternity for his actions. Or maybe not. I’m sure there’s a lawsuit for the Prince’s bruised ego and broken jaw making its way to Adam’s lawyer right this minute (I know such an inconvenience Adam…)
Offers the dailymail (yes, the exemplar of tabloid fodder barely kept in check by the likes of NY Post, NY Daily News and our pals gawker, blah!!):
Mr Hock was sitting with two friends and three catwalk models when the prince, the third in line to Monaco’s throne, allegedly approached him and started a confrontation after trying to drink a $500 bottle of vodka from their table.
‘I thought they were being childish, because they then sent over another bottle of vodka, saying, “If you don’t want us to drink your vodka, here’s another bottle,” ‘ Hock said to the New York Post.
And childish behavior always begets childish reactions. Right Adam? If you were half the champ that you think you are perhaps you would’ve sought the higher ground? Well on second thoughts I understand you
were probably loaded to the gills walk with your hands scraping the tarmac, so maybe that would be a tad too much. Yes Adam I agree sock them bixches. You are after all a super hero worthy of admiration and fear. You are the type of alpha male that we should all build a temple to somewhere in the meatpacking district to help us all calm our nerves.
‘Here lies the shrine to Adam Hock. Please deposit a hundred dollar bill to receive weekly updates from Adam himself on his nightlife activities. Tax deductible of course.’
For his part Adam is still deliberating whether he will press charges against the Wack pack, as he was rather ticked off that he was the only one arrested and brought to the tombs. (Yes it’s yucky in the tombs- they only feed you baloney sandwiches as I have been ahem told).
The most likely outcome according to the cheer squad bellowing tears of pain now that Adam and his Wack pack aficionados have been publicly embroiled in a humiliating expose of bad behavior?
Some time in the not too distant future Adam and his pals the ‘Wack Pack’ will be sitting around in some fluffy velvet club sipping Grey Goose madras back slapping the hell out of each other, chain smoking with their respective super models in tow.
Don’t you wish you were a NYC socialite too? I know I do….
Ahh- Dolce vita!