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Meth head busted busted making meth inside Walmart.

This hasn't been a good week for Lizzy...
This hasn't been a good week for Lizzy...

Elizabeth Alisha Greta Halfmoon was just too broke to buy the chemicals.

Here’s a novel idea. You’re itching for a hit of meth, you don’t have a dime to your name to call the dealer (you already owe him a wallop) and you don’t even have the small change to buy the Sudafed you need to make the home batch you like. So what do you do? Follow this way as we enter the desperate life of one afflicted woman…

dailymail.com.uk: A woman was arrested after she was caught stealing and mixing the chemicals needed to make meth inside a Walmart because she was ‘too broke to buy it’.

Surveillance footage shows Halfmoon entering the store at noon. When security officers noticed she was still there six hours later and acting suspiciously, they called police.

Acting suspiciously or just flying off her rocker? Continues the report…

Responding officer David Shelby told Fox 23 that Halfmoon said she was too broke to buy the chemicals and so had to mix them in store.

He said: ‘She didn’t have the money to make the purchases of the chemicals that were needed so she was taking what was needed in the bottle.

Kids now I’ll be honest here there have been times I have come across an opened cookie jar in the store and unable to resist the choc chip delicacies (yes I can never get enough of that shit) I ever so casually open the lid and start munching one or two before smugly tightening the lid and continuing my way. Choc chip cookies, meth? Who can judge? When the urge comes, one is resigned to give into it…

‘When I saw her she had just finished mixing sulfuric acid with starter fluid in a bottle.’

And how did fellow shoppers react when they found out Lizzie was in aisle three making the good shit?

Jessica Fuentes, who was with her one-year-old son, was in tears when she found out and told Fox: ‘This is a family store. People need to start thinking. If she has family she needs to think about her family. 

‘If you are broke go out and get a job. It’s just wrong.’

Yes quite agreed. If you’re going to be a junkie at least please have a job. Such are the affairs of people in mortal disarray of their being. Will you be offering Lizzie a job anytime soon…?

And then this too:

kdsk“Something could have happened, something could have blown up in there. We would have all been screwed,” said one customer.

Police said they arrested Halfmoon last month in another meth sting. She had just recently been released from jail.

And remember kids Walmart is definitely a ‘family’ store…

Does your math professor run a crystal meth lab too?

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