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It’s true Christina Aguilera is a preferred hot bitch.

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'Because when you get down to it- there's nothing better than the love of a shutter bug clicking pay dollars into your dreams...'
'I am a preferred hawt bixch...'

Why I’m salivating all the way to the cookie dealer’s house.

Kids, my tongue is still doing precious hoola hoops after my eyes lit upon the visage of our collective heroine Christina I AM SO DAMN HAWT AND DRUNK RIGHT NOW BUT IF IT”S A PICTURE YOU BIXCHES WANT I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY Aguilera attending LA’s celebrity whore a thon courtesy of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim launch party. But that shit was really just a side show as Christina turned up and man handled her toy boy, Matthew Rutler who’ll take anything he can get.

A lingering look over these two hawt bixches will have you noticing them tongue fisting each other’s private parts with the words ‘ooh la la,’ slipping in and out every breath they dared exhale into the cameras.

One day when I become famous and find a peroxide blonde mane to match my loaded brain I will fist fxck the universe and the hawtest thing that looks my way. Love after all is a precious commodity when the camera’s are looking my way…it must be love after all. But probably not…

'And finally it all made sense. I was in love...'
'In love with the hawt bixch with the matching leather bodice...'
'And when the cameras aren't looking I whisper sweet nothings into my hawt bixch's ear, things that only he could ever understand...'
'Because when you get down to it- there's nothing better than the love of a shutter bug clicking pay dollars into your dreams...Amen.'
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6 COMMENTS

  1. got that! but your writing skills blow…are you commentating the photos?! how old are you? blah blah real funny! no really O.o

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