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Will Pippa Middleton accept a $5 million offer to appear in a porn film?

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How bizarre- to be an unknown entity one weekend and by the following weekend suddenly the preferred wet dream of every tabloid and of course one astute businessman- Steven Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment – who has decided that Ms Middleton offers the type of elan, charm, beauty and cache that will have most of you running out the next morning to buy her tape, should she ever in a million years ever agree to appear in one.

More hyperbole and a gimmick attempt by Vivid Entertainment to associate themselves with Ms Middleton (surely they have no real expectation that Pippa Middleton is sitting their mulling their offer, if not throwing up in the bathroom in disgust…) it seems Mr Hirshch’s offer is but a ploy to draw attention to his namesake and to perversely signal to the wider culture that even someone like Pippa Middleton is a legitimate possible suspect for smut and fun. Which is to say if media entities once held some regard or respect for certain members of society, that moment has long come and gone…

celebs.gather: Yes, believe it or not, Hirsch just sent the former Kate Middleton’s little sister Pippa, a letter not only praising her as the true centerpiece of the wedding of the century, but also informing her that “her ‘beauty and attitude’ would make her a huge adult star.”

Her beauty and attitude, as opposed to her proximity to the British throne, and of course all those inconvenient images making their way onto the web?

…any rate, the Vivid exec went on to offer Pippa a whopping $5 million paycheck for only one scene. No, that’s not a misprint. Five million big ones for a single on-camera role in the hay. That is impressive since the standard pay for female adult film stars is $500 to $3,000 depending on the act(s) performed.”

Well at least Mr Hirsch has the good taste to handsomely reward his potential star performer, that or draw even more attention to his absurd suggestion that Ms Middleton would ever agree to take her knickers off for a chance to become a trophy smut figure and the sole reason why the British throne suddenly went down the chute. But then again, that probably belies the real allure of offering Ms Middleton so much money in the first place…

But as always in these instances, it only gets better. Enter Kate Middleton sibling number 2- James Middleton.

Hirsch had an offer for another member of the Middleton family as well. No, it wasn’t Pippa’s sister–the newly minted Princess of Cambridge. It was her brother, James. Exactly what led Hirsch to believe that James Middleton has what it takes to be a good porn actor is unknown. Whatever convinced him must have been indeed formidable, because he’s willing to pay James $1 million to appear in the same movie–or perhaps even in a starring vehicle of his own.

One day in the distant future news of royals appearing in smut and vixen films will be par for the course, but for now- we’ll just fantasize the possibility…

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2 COMMENTS

  1. i can’t see why people enjoying their life and later having being scrutinized for it.
    there is nothing wrong with Pippa, she looks 100% hot to me and i’d marry her.
    it is sad that the media and a bunch of idiots are now deciding to ”cash in” on her pics from years ago.

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