Home Pop Culture You’re so vain- you probably think this blog is about you…

You’re so vain- you probably think this blog is about you…


Who needs those? Just master sound bites and wear some hot clothes and again repeatedly remind people how totally bitchin, cool and tres chic you are. But then again there is worse, there is Micah Jesse. Seriously WTF is even the point of that? Yes, I understand that with the public being so dumbed down, there is even a place for ‘ridicutards‘ on red carpets.

No need to conduct research, study history or come up with novel ideas. A News Butterfly can simply read the blogs and postings of those less famous or less consumed with their own fame game, lift and carry. Some so called real published writers do this and get away with it.  No need to sound like John Montone or even have have the “Eyebrown Man”,  George Whipple’s eyebrows but simply ramble and give a few “you go girls”,  be stylishly glamm and allWendy Williams. Yeah, that’s special and actually it will probably work in New York City in 2011.

You can purport to be reporting on social happenings while reminding people how socially happening, you and your clique of friends are. Like Andy Warhol on crack, you already had your 15 minutes but that is not enough, so hell turn the camera on yourself to remind us once again how we should all be reading and following you because of who you know.   Like Foreigner says, it’s all Head Games, just you and me baby playing head games.

In fact, if you had your own party, you could be the guests and the media. Or limit media coverage by folks who aspire to be just like you while they cross link back to your blog and put your photo in their blog so you will return the favor and maybe even reference  their unique insights in your columns. Insider Baseball is so delicious. Easy to hit the balls out of the park when you know what is coming, fastballs, sliders and curves no worries. They all look like hefty, Italian meatballs dripping with sauce or well….sort of like me (at least until I lose 25 more pounds).

So here is my challenge. I am throwing down the gauntlet but since none of your fashionably elite friends will quote or link this blog, you have no worries if you decide not to take it. You are safe from critique by your clique. Instead of posing as a tres cool, chic, insightful and original, why not actually do something different? Try BEING.

To read balance of this article please continue here.