Home Fashion The good and the plain ugly- dressed at this years OSCARS.

The good and the plain ugly- dressed at this years OSCARS.

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Melissa ”I’m going to terrorize you with swear words’ Leo.  Kids- like you – I love it when a celebrity can get to act like a heathen in public (she did after all get to use the F word and shock us into submission) and have us shaking our collective head (lest we forget they are entertainers after all) but what was Melissa Leo thinking when she rolled in looking a flower child of Apocalypse Now? And those boots- kids- I’ve sent out the chipmunks to the nearest seven eleven in the hope they can bring me home a pair- cause I too deserve to look like a scorned midwesterner’s cowgirl waiting for her prairie boy.

Sharon- ‘I’m going to belt this out of the ball park’ Stone. Kids- I have a feeling this week the house of Dior is going to buy itself a one way ticket to the back docks of Sharon Stone’s spare bathroom where it will be busy puking the remnants of a public relations debacle. First John Galliano and now the sultry vixen who just couldn’t. At least the cake of make up will help shield her from the pickles of despair floating from the Dior house. Never mind- there will always be Sharon Stone and the bouffant that dared scale Mt Everest. 

Nicole ‘I dare to be the travesty that I am’ Kidman. Kids- how low can the house of Dior really go? Was this part of some bigger plan to humiliate the house of style or just an attempt to deflect attention from the spectacle called- I will have a fist fight in public and wipe my starched purple lips on your ‘jewish ‘ ass courtesy of John Galliano? Who can say- but the hip panels flying towards Venus are crying for respite. Never mind Nicole Kidman will always be the Aussie battler who got dumped by Tom Cruise – now that’s an award worth winning kids.

The Best and Worst Dressed of the 2011 SAG Awards.

The Best and Worst Dressed of the 2011 Golden Globes.

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