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Should you date a man with a small penis?


There is still hope for you if you have a small dick.

He looks like Brad Pitt, makes a ton of money, comes from good stock and he is a complete charmer. But there is one catch. Yes, that’s right- he’s got a small dick. Oh the woe.


Dear Prudie,
I am a 30-year-old woman who has been dating a lovely man for three months. He’s smart, funny, cute, and kind. I’ve felt so lucky to have found him. Here’s the problem: We recently became intimate for the first time, and he is, unfortunately, very poorly endowed—so small that I did some Google searching and think he might have a micropenis. I believe that sex is crucial to a relationship, and the thought of having a (potentially lifelong) relationship without an active sex life scares me. When you can’t feel anything during the act, that’s a problem. I know that there are other options in the bedroom, but I get pleasure by doing it the old-fashioned way. I feel awful about this—it’s obviously something that he can’t help, and it slays me that the universe would be so unjust to such a wonderful person. I’m conflicted. I see a potential future with him in every other way, but how do I deal with this? Do women who marry very poorly endowed men end up regretting it? If I let him go, what should I tell him that won’t absolutely crush him?

—A Little Problem

Ladies, now this is a conundrum, before we read what old Prudence, Slate’s sex columnist has to say on the matter, let’s see if Scallywag can take a stab on this matter. No pun intended.

The first thing you have to ask yourself is how much does sex mean to you and assuming it means a lot to you as it does us (thank Gawd the chipmunks have the courtesy of never throwing out all them girlie magazines they collect..blah!) are there are other viable options you can use that will still get you off.

Viable options that come to mind– your vibrator, his tongue (I’m willing to bet that short on the penis department boy has made this his strong suit as a way of making up for his primary shortfall), other men on the side that can fulfill that side of you no matter how well small on the penis department boy tends to you with his flicking tongue (mmh..did I just say that?), masturbation, phone sex, role play (yes, maybe you can try poking him and see how that works out) or simply just caving in to the idea although unlike your last boyfriend who had the girth and stamina of a tornado but not a penny to his name (that would probably be us) this one has charm , money, manners and wants to love you infinity come. Unless you haven’t worked it out by now- life is full of trade offs.

That said let’s see what Pru has to say on the matter:

Dear Little,
Your wonderful guy was cruelly shafted, and it’s sad to think that a relationship that seemed to have everything may be doomed because of a teeny-weeny problem. I once published a letter from a woman whose boyfriend had also gotten the short end of the stick—although perhaps not quite so drastically as yours—and in response I heard from several women who said they were initially very disappointed by their beloved’s under-endowment and wondered whether it was a relationship killer. But they liked the guy so much that they stuck with it and said they eventually “adjusted” and came to find their sex lives fulfilling. The only way you can find out whether this can be true for you is to try again—but if the thought fills you with dread and despair, you pretty much have your answer as to whether you can continue this relationship. If you do give your intimacy another go, despite your love of “the old-fashioned way,” this would be a good time to expand your repertoire. However, if each encounter leaves you feeling a void, then your frustration will ultimately kill the good parts of your relationship. If you let him go, you will be telling him the truth if you say he’s one of the finest men you’ve ever known, but you two just don’t have any chemistry in bed. And if that happens, I have a somewhat hopeful note for your man. I, too, Googled micropenis, and I had a shock of recognition when I saw the first image. There was a gentleman just like that at the nudist resort I recently wrote about. Every time I saw him, he was holding hands with his wife, who seemed blissfully happy to be with her little big man.


The upshot? You can only try, and you never know how it goes. That said do what we do when we go through the chipmunk’s collection, pretend it’s the fantasy fxxk you always wanted until the fantasy no longer works.


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