Fashion faux pas criminal number 2– the fashionista! Heathen of all heathens.
You all know whom you are! Malik so Chic, bitch, I am talking to you! What’s this business of wearing pink canary nests on the top of your head with a matching shawl in the middle of summer? We are not amused, and we frankly don’t care even if you are a movie star or reality whore or whatever it is that you call yourself. It’s over. (Especially since them bitches killed you and Tinsley Mortimer’s chances of being eventually recreated into plastic toy figures one finds at the bottom of cereal boxes- blah).
Talking of offensive- it’s time to line up that other bitch – Paul Johnson Calderon. What’s up with that bow tie? We know you copied that from your hero (and ex) Peter Davis. For some reason it always works on Peter (blah!) but with you it’s just over kill. In fact correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t you getting a slice of pizza one afternoon in your high heels and Pee Wee Herman bow tie with matching flannel jacket? What was that about? You don’t think we have spies who report back to us?
oh wow……a bit of Anna Wintour poo-naa-nee-naa-nee….. you know what i’m talking about