Home Scandal and Gossip Armand M. Pacher is accused of having sex with his dog.

Armand M. Pacher is accused of having sex with his dog.

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When getting to know your pet too intimately gets you in trouble.

Here’s a story that may get you howling, or perhaps to be figuratively correct get your pet dog howling. Cnews explains…

Cnews: A Miami man is charged with animal cruelty for allegedly having sex with his dog, a Great Dane named Christie Brinkley.
Armand M. Pacher, a 64-year-old former insurance executive, was arrested Friday and could face up to five years in prison after reportedly telling a staff member at a veterinary clinic about having sex with his two-and-a-half year old dog, reports the Miami Herald. When the staffer was asking Pacher about his pet, he allegedly said, “She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.”

A great dane, not a horse, a donkey or one of those battery operated toys with pretty make up lonely men over in Japan are using? Did the great dane at least bite back, bark, try to get the attention of neighbors, or was it (un)pleasantly amused? Was the dog at least of the age of consent? Would it have been more amused if at least Mr Pacher in his own words used more ‘energy?’

And really why is Mr Pacher sitting there telling his vet all this? Did he want the vet to have a look just to make sure nothing, uhm was damaged? Was he suddenly feeling guilty, or was he looking on lovemaking tips from the vet himself?

A veterinarian later inspected the dog and concluded that there was evidence of forced sexual activity that did not come from another dog.

Pacher’s attorney says his client was making a joke and should not have been charged.

Making a joke? When was the last time you joked about ‘poking’ your dog on your lunch break? Let’s hope the dog gets over the insult…

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