Think about the upside…..and about how much more challenging it will be for Celebrity Couples to survive from one round to the next and that only means that “Dancing In Front of [Moving] Cars” is sure to be a bigger hit than simply “Dancing with the Stars.”
Anyone can “Dance with a Star” but who among you can “Dance In Front of Moving Cars” and live to tell about it? Furthermore, it will be the rare stars who linger around and overstay their welcome. Sympathy and Sitting Shiva will replace the extension of anyone’s 15 Minutes…..beyond literally their 15 Minutes. Everyone will have their 15 Minutes of Fame and only those 15 minutes before we say “next.”
Thing is…I was sort of wondering if some of The Real Housewives from New York City would “volunteer” to be among the show’s first guests. After we run out of Real Housewives from New York, we can move on down the line to Atlanta, Orange County, New Jersey et al etc until our mission is complete.
Funds raised will go to protect run away dogs who get hit and hurt by moving cars. Cause in the end, lets be honest here, a stray dog’s life is probably and most certainly more valuable, even if that is not saying much about the denigration of our culture or what is on Television at night.
Finally if this show is a success, I hope to launch Mad Socialites Beyond Thunder Dome with cage matches played to Tina Turner’s “We Don’t Need Another Hero….you don’t need to know the way home.”
CHRISTOPHER LONDON, ESQ.
Editor & Founder
Society Editor, Social Life Magazine(Hamptons)