The unfortunate things that sometimes happen to society princesses.
Some people slip and fall and break their back on ice, Jennifer Esposito one could argue just had a similar thing happen to her, although she didn’t slip and break her back, instead she had some ill equipped dermatologist inadvertently leave red splotches on her face which has left the society princess rendered home bound and off limits to the beautiful and elite. Is life unfair? In Jennifer’s case it seems rather unfair…
Reports trash journal the NY Post (who relentlessly cry every time a member of supposed elite society get a sunburn or get to smell a fart that comes from the wrong side of the world):
A 39-year-old Manhattan high-society hostess is suing because a laser treatment meant to “even out” her skin tone left her with red stripes on her face. Jennifer Esposito, 39, says she can no longer show her face in polite society after a technician at the New York Dermatology Group last fall botched a cosmetic procedure, according to her lawsuit.
Mercy us. What a horrid thing to have happen to anyone, but even more horrid and bordering on the criminally profane that it should happen to an uber fabulous person like Jennifer. You see how unfair life is kids? Continues the report:
“[She] has an extensive schedule of social events weekly which are critical to her own business enterprise, and an important component of her husband’s position at his firm.”
What is Jennifer to do now and what paper bag will she use to put over her head now that her actual face has been rendered unsatisfactory? Such grief one could only imagine…
How bad is the damage? Let’s read on…
Summers in the Hamptons and holidays in St. Barts also are threatened. She suffered a “permanent loss of pigment to her face as a result of the destruction of pigment-producing cells, and can never again expose her face to the sun,” she claims in her lawsuit.
This kids as you can imagine is tantamount to announcing that you will be forever forced to living in a dodgy part of town where the sun never ever shines and when it does shine it only shines on your blemished forehead. Like you, we are inclined to begin weeping profusely on behalf of Jennifer because as you do realize her 2010 summer has been ruined all because some stupid twat couldn’t point a laser gun properly at Jennifer’s face. Twat! But of course there’s more…
She says in the suit that she fears being shunned by the ladies who lunch, and her extensive social life, tied to her success as a designer and her husband’s success as a Sachs managing director, has been hampered by the odd-looking burn marks.
As you can see life keeps getting worse and worse for our poor Jennifer. Surely there must be society lady out there that will tolerate having lunch with Jennifer with a plastic bag over her head? Perhaps Tinsley Mortimer? These kids are the unfortunate pitfalls of having twats perform laser surgery on your face, never mind the idea of applying high radio active rays against your face. Twat!
